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memewhore

hurried-deactivated20181109

THE BEACH ON HANNAH MONTANA WASNT REAL MY WHOLE LIFE HAS JUST BEEN ONE BIG LIE

cookienun

girl this looked as fake as a three dollar bill how on earth did you think it was real

memehumor

pinkprettycure

plankton built his computer wife so he’s also the one who programmed her personality. plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. plankton has a humiliation fetish

hyumjim

Sometimes we have thoughts but we don’t have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world. Just a suggestion.

brittany-murphy

tastefullyoffensive

“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

nu11-pointer

Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know

tlitookilakin

holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Geneva_Convention#Collective_punishments

and according to the exact legal phrasing-

No protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed. Collective penalties and likewise all measures of intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.

This technically counts, as students are civilians, and thus considered a “protected person”. So yes, collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded for standing up for human rights and doing her research.

squided

Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with

unexpectedyarns

And this is absolutely why education is important

pocblog

birffed

dutchster

when someone is doing the dishes and you bring in your own

ruinedchildhood

puregag

mikerickson

silumia-deactivated20180526

neonmanatee

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light