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hi im andy and i just want a quiet life

[onlinemultiplayer-deactivated20]

[memorycycle]

last shitmas i poop you my fart lol

[miraclemaya]

my crippling "having fun" addiction is getting in the way of my productivity unfortunately

[kosmogrl]

me when I see a mutual on the dash after they change their user

[cannibalchicken]

[aflo]

my dinnar 🔥

[flimflix]

[slunch]

god I wish that were me

[darthmaulscatgirl]

who is the person in the corner

[evilscientist3]

Nancy Pelosi

[shetheyslain]

2024 predictions

- alex jones overdoses on his own supplements

- Kamala Harris attends the met gala in a dress that says coexist on it

- Biden falls over and breaks something

- the pope wears a new hat that causes a split in the church

- there are like 5 January 6th’s after the American election

-jefree star is arrested at one of those January 6th’s

- oli London runs for congress as a libertarian

- adult bluey fans create a bronystyle con

- Betty boop gritty reboot

-Florida attempts to secede from the union

[lakevida]

i saw a 14 year olds bio the other day that said 13 and under DNI

[lakevida]

this blog is a safe space for people who didnt read 2 chapters of the great gatsby last night even though we have a quiz today

[ladyegwene]

no zelda was the scientist, that little guy smashing pots is zeldas monster

[ryan-sometimes]

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them

“It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

[museum-of-artifacts]

3000 year old petroglyph of a man running away from a big snake. With erection. It is one of the many Rock carvings in Tanum, Sweden and was painted red so its easier for tourists to see.

Click for more artifacts

[mortalityplays]

timeless

[wizardonline]

"why so open?" - the closer......

[wizardonline]

"who the hell closed last night" -the opener

[call-me-remi]

[ship-garbage-pile]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

god i love etsy

[mlarayoukai-archive]

dont worry. pladean version

[mlarayoukai-archive]

god i love etsy

[mlarayoukai-archive]

dont worry. pladean version

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

turns out crested gecko feets can’t stick to Mac screens very well

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

a comedy in 3 parts

[id: Trifle, a brown and orange spotted crested gecko, sliding down a MacBook screen slowly while trying to climb]