[homophobic]

if i switched bodies with someone they’d probably ask why everything hurts nd i would just be like “thats just how she works”

[sixpenceee]

How to create the creepy mirror effect using a panorama. By lililwanjun10

[the-v-gees]

This is so frickin cool

[offireandwater]

Doing this

[lxrylxry]

damn that’s raw

[thenatsdorf]

Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game.

[puffsaddy]

yall remember the time kirk franklin was ready to let the chopper shout in Jesus name?

[westafricanbaby]

Lmaoooo

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

he was gonna introduce this guy personally to the lord

[securelyinsecure]

Miss New York Nia Imani Franklin Has Won the Miss America Pageant

A classical vocalist whose pageant platform is “advocating for the arts,” Franklin sang an operatic selection from the opera La Boheme.

She won a $50,000 scholarship along with the crown in the first Miss America pageant to be held without a swimsuit competition.

[sbrown82]

*every black girl across these “united” states:

[toastbutteregg]

what a time to be alive

[girlpanties]

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

[girlpanties]

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

[octobersend]

[thiccthottie420]

[homofied]

When they said it hands you your ass on a plate, it hands you your motherfucking ass on a plate!

[armandyke]

Me: Minimum wage jobs are essential jobs

My dad: That’s not true

Me: If nobody worked those minimum wage jobs we’d have no supermarkets or restaurants, no factories, and everything would be filthy because nobody would be cleaning it

My dad: Then somebody else would do those jobs

Me: So you’re saying those jobs need to be done? So they’re essential jobs?

My dad: They’re not essential

Me: 

[bravestghost-deactivated2019070]

shading colour tips

hey yall its me the Art Mom™ to help you shade pretty

rule 1: DO NOT SHADE WITH BLACK. EVER. IT NEVER LOOKS GOOD. 

red- shade with a slightly darker shade of purple

orange- slightly darker and more saturated shade of red

yellow- i think like..a peach could work but make it a really light peach

green- shade with darker and less saturated shade of blue or teal

blue- shade with purple

purple- a shade thats darker than the purple you’re using and maybe a little pink (MAYBE blue)

pink- darker shade of red

white- a really light lavender or blue..or i guess any really light colour??

black- okay listen dont use pure black to colour anything unless you want to leave it with flat colours because you cant really shade black lol

grey- a slightly darker shade of purple or blue (less saturated)

brown- slightly darker and less saturated shade of purple or red

aaaaand thats all i got lol. let me know if there is anything i should add to this list!!

[valmoxium]

If you’re a visual learner…

I made some Balls of Colour to go with Art Mom™’s post:

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[sopranokirstin]

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

update:

[back-that-sass-up]

Great update

[archaeologicalnews]

500-Year-Old Body of Man Wearing Thigh-High Boots Found in London Sewer Construction

During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots.

The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London.

“By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.

[katy-perrythe-platypus]

Archaeologists:

500-year old skeleton:

[bellenoel]

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

[bellenoel]

Underrated post

[jesseengland]

The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.

GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)

[twistrambles]

I will forever consider this one of the coolest but oddly creepiest things.

[accarahara-deactivated20191231]

IM FUCKING DEAD OMG

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Chilll

[singlehair]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Nothing is funnier than watching straight dudes worship ancient Spartan culture when we know full well not a single one of them would have survived in it to adulthood. “I’m a Spartan warrior because I ran an obstacle course!” Gurl, you can’t even do your own laundry and you think you’d have the discipline for ancient Spartan life?

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Better yet how most straight dudes will viscerally react to doing anything they perceive as “gay” and they go back and time having a grand ass ole time Pernicus or some shit lifting weights and spotting each other and running in sand to build quickness. Not knowing they used to all fuuuuuuuuuck. Then all the sudden while y’all at the town square enjoying your wine grog or whatever the fuck they drank you feel a hand on your leg and Pernicus looking at you like 

Bitch its finna go down

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When I tell you I SCREAMED