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Horse figure of the day: Global Views Andalusian Horse

Maybe in the next life..s

Maybe someday I'll get a vacation

Maybe one in the overworld? I've always wanted to go sightseeing...

do you wish you were in heaven, like a breeze

Y E S

I'm tired of dying to speedrunners and people grinding for "brewing items" whatever that means

Is hell nice

No

I want to get out of this hellhole

Can Players relax please, I'm just trying to defend my home that you very rudely barged into!

What's this?

Another player in MY nether fortress?

lol blue overworked steve died

:|

Time to go to the code realm and get his ass

#blaze minecraft #minecraft #minecraft blaze #craftee

Haven't seen Craftee yet

should I be concerned?

Can you people ask for the blaze rods instead of killing us?

We can always make more of them

#minecraft #blaze minecraft #minecraft blaze

Steve owes me 40 diamonds

"what-"

"i don't even know who you are-"

"OOF"

You stole my 40 Diamonds and I want them back

"I'M ONE OF THE DEVS OF MINECRAFT HOW ARE YOU TALKING TO ME???"

I'm very close to setting you on fire

"MATE. i am from not the same universe as you. are you talking about other me who's hair isn't blue and has arms thicker than Lloyd's skull"

"hey!"

THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS

Steve effortlessly dodged

"mate. i have read the code of Minecraft i know what I'm doing"

"HEY CARTER PASS ME THE WATER COOLER"

"you sure you can hold it you look like your bones will shatter at any second"

"yes I'm sure"

steve now was holding a fuck ton of water.

RUN

Oops

Melted your cooler

water gushed everywhere as Steve threw the cooler at phoenix

You sure don't have good aim man

Steve just grabbed phoenix by the head

"you underestimate how dead my nerves are."

*Bites Steve's hand off*

I will eat your hands like cooked mutton

the boss just came in

"hey boss how did a blaze get here"

the boss, who is a fireproof robot mind you, just grabbed phoenix.

Oop-

You missed

Also, your 'worker' here is in need of sleep

I'm staying on the ceiling btw

"shut up or I'm patching you out of existence"

Good luck with that

But still

You need to rest though

"bitch i can one handed I'm ambidextrous"

R e s t

Steve owes me 40 diamonds

"what-"

"i don't even know who you are-"

"OOF"

You stole my 40 Diamonds and I want them back

"I'M ONE OF THE DEVS OF MINECRAFT HOW ARE YOU TALKING TO ME???"

I'm very close to setting you on fire

"MATE. i am from not the same universe as you. are you talking about other me who's hair isn't blue and has arms thicker than Lloyd's skull"

"hey!"

THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS

Steve effortlessly dodged

"mate. i have read the code of Minecraft i know what I'm doing"

"HEY CARTER PASS ME THE WATER COOLER"

"you sure you can hold it you look like your bones will shatter at any second"

"yes I'm sure"

steve now was holding a fuck ton of water.

RUN

Oops

Melted your cooler

water gushed everywhere as Steve threw the cooler at phoenix

You sure don't have good aim man

Steve just grabbed phoenix by the head

"you underestimate how dead my nerves are."

*Bites Steve's hand off*

I will eat your hands like cooked mutton

the boss just came in

"hey boss how did a blaze get here"

the boss, who is a fireproof robot mind you, just grabbed phoenix.

Oop-

You missed

Also, your 'worker' here is in need of sleep

I'm staying on the ceiling btw

"shut up or I'm patching you out of existence"

Good luck with that

But still

You need to rest though

I love Duviri's mood spirals. Every two hours these bitches are really like "the Narrative said it's MY turn on the Orowyrm."

Listen to me. I love you and you're incredibly fucking valid. I capitalized the word Narrative, and Duviri is even six letters. But no, this is Warframe.

what does the word narrative have to do with this

Warframe is a free-to-play online space ninja looter-shooter with fast and fluid movement being one of the big draws. Duviri is a newly-added mode where every two hours, it changes its Spiral. A "story" is told about character who exemplifies the Mood of the spiral; for example, Bombastine's story is told during the Envy spiral. At the end of the story, Bombastine enters Duviri as an Orowyrm: A massive mechanical snake.

Duviri being six letters is related to your point about Homestuck because every troll in Homestuck has six letters in their first and last names: Karkat Vantas, Vriska Serket, Andrew Hussie. The Narrative becomes a thing that is directly assaulted and commandeered late in Homestuck by Caliborn wielding Crowbar's crowbar. At least, as far as I recall. I haven't read Homestuck since it ended seven years ago.

uh ok

phoenix what are you doing here

This is the best form of entertainment I've seen

Steve owes me 40 diamonds

"what-"

"i don't even know who you are-"

"OOF"

You stole my 40 Diamonds and I want them back

"I'M ONE OF THE DEVS OF MINECRAFT HOW ARE YOU TALKING TO ME???"

I'm very close to setting you on fire

"MATE. i am from not the same universe as you. are you talking about other me who's hair isn't blue and has arms thicker than Lloyd's skull"

"hey!"

THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS

Steve effortlessly dodged

"mate. i have read the code of Minecraft i know what I'm doing"

"HEY CARTER PASS ME THE WATER COOLER"

"you sure you can hold it you look like your bones will shatter at any second"

"yes I'm sure"

steve now was holding a fuck ton of water.

RUN

Oops

Melted your cooler

water gushed everywhere as Steve threw the cooler at phoenix

You sure don't have good aim man

Steve just grabbed phoenix by the head

"you underestimate how dead my nerves are."

*Bites Steve's hand off*

I will eat your hands like cooked mutton

the boss just came in

"hey boss how did a blaze get here"

the boss, who is a fireproof robot mind you, just grabbed phoenix.

Oop-

You missed

Also, your 'worker' here is in need of sleep

I'm staying on the ceiling btw

I love Duviri's mood spirals. Every two hours these bitches are really like "the Narrative said it's MY turn on the Orowyrm."

Listen to me. I love you and you're incredibly fucking valid. I capitalized the word Narrative, and Duviri is even six letters. But no, this is Warframe.

what does the word narrative have to do with this

Warframe is a free-to-play online space ninja looter-shooter with fast and fluid movement being one of the big draws. Duviri is a newly-added mode where every two hours, it changes its Spiral. A "story" is told about character who exemplifies the Mood of the spiral; for example, Bombastine's story is told during the Envy spiral. At the end of the story, Bombastine enters Duviri as an Orowyrm: A massive mechanical snake.

Duviri being six letters is related to your point about Homestuck because every troll in Homestuck has six letters in their first and last names: Karkat Vantas, Vriska Serket, Andrew Hussie. The Narrative becomes a thing that is directly assaulted and commandeered late in Homestuck by Caliborn wielding Crowbar's crowbar. At least, as far as I recall. I haven't read Homestuck since it ended seven years ago.

uh ok