Obey Meme

If you ever make fan art of my text post pLEASE TAG ME. I will probably never do memes with Mc in it bc it’s just weird for me & everyone’s different and shit.

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Mammon: truth or dare?

Satan: I dare you to shut the fuck up

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Mammon: Damn dude, you just hit me in my honey nut feelios

Lucifer:

Mammon:

Lucifer: What the fuck did you just say to me-

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Lucifer, hitting his knee on something and letting out a curse of pain:

Mammon: as an empath, I’m sensing you’re in pain

Lucifer:

Mammon:

Mammon, getting up and bolting:

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Asmodeus: Are you a morning person?

Solomon: No

Asmodeus: So a night person?

Solomon: I’m not really a person, more like an abstract concept

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3am:

Mammon: why are any of us here, really?

Bank Security Guard: I’m asking YOU specifically.

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Stranger: are you female or male

Leviathan: both and neither

Stranger: what?

Leviathan: I am above the mere mortals concept of ‘gender’

Stranger: what’s between your legs

Leviathan: Raw Power

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Some rando: I don’t like you

Barbatos, sarcastically: oh no

Rando: I’m serious

Barbatos: I’m genuinely so hurt like I’m really unexplainably torn. I can never recover

Simeon, in the background holding Luke back laughing:

Luke, yelling: you better run, being mean to my friend, I’ll fight you!!!!

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Hiiiii! Just wanted to pop by and say that your content is HILARIOUS and I adore the dynamic you've made for Asmo and Levi ❤

Sorry this is such a late response 💀 but thank you so much!! I’m glad you enjoy it!!

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Mammon, kicking his feet up while Leviathan explains a unsolved murder: I’ve connected the two dots

Leviathan, sighing: you didn’t connect shit

Mammon, smirking: I’ve connected them

[buzzfeed unsolved fans where u at?-]

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IM CRYING SO BEAUTIFUL IM ⁉️⁉️⁉️‼️‼️‼️‼️ WE LOVE TO SEE IT MAGNIFICENT OUTSTANFING SHOWSTOPPING I LOVE WE LOVE CRYING

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Beelzebub: I am a man who has very high standards for friends

Luke: I can bake

Beelzebub: oh my god he’s meeting all my standards for friends

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Mammon, watching a building burn with everyone else in the background, having a huge shit eating grin on his face: I’ve learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Lucifer, pinching the space between his eyebrows, clearly looking pained: I’m guessing they’re horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Mammon: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically god.

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Asmodeus: A relationship should be 50/50. They buy all my makeup and I get them a 4 for 4 from Wendy’s.

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Leviathan, talking to his stream: My friends be like “awww I’m here for you” motherfucker no you not.

Mammon, in the back: You have friends????

Leviathan:

Mammon:

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Leviathan, talking to his stream: Then he tells me to run? Do I look like I can fucking run? I walk fast for like 3 seconds and I’m gasping for air.

Asmodeus, in the background, laughing:

The stream going bat shit crazy:

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Mammon, drowning:

Lucifer: I could save him, but who am I to play god?

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Leviathan, stuttering and crying trying to explain something:

Mammon, beatboxing and tapping his hands and stuff on the table:

Lucifer: Mammon...shut the fuck up

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Mammon: have you seen my glasses?

Belphegor, staring at the glasses on his head: No.