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And everyone gathers around as I am awarded the “worst mob in minecraft” medal for the ninth year in a row.

#i am so honored #minecraft #mineblr #minecraft vex

Evoker tossed me to the fangs because I told him that he was in fact, as the kids whose opinion be definitely does not care about put it: cringe.

#< vex vexes #minecraft vex #minecraft #mineblr #minecraft shitpost #now im gonna go drink with his ex and watch him prove them right :}

vesbian lex

#minecraft #vesbian lex #minecraft vex #mineblr #< vex vexes >

Diary of a Minecraft Vex except it’s not a diary and I intentionally leave it places cause problems.

I saw an Enchanter today :}

you’re welcome. :}

#if you are insane enough they sound like the amongus noise #op has never played amongus #minecraft #mineblr #ive never seen anyone say enchanters are wearing crewmates before #illager #minecraft illager #minecraft enchanter

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Evoker thought he could outshine me. OKAY, that’s it! You know WHAT?

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I’m bringing VexyBack

Evoker thought he could outshine me. OKAY, that’s it! You know WHAT?

#dont rb this one #>:}#minecraft #mineblr #minecraft vex #minecraft shitpost

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Vex affirmation #1

Your life is a candle, and sometimes you may have to put the flame out to maintain the wick.

Burnout is okay. Come back when you’re ready.

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This applies to us too

#we come and we go again #op burnt out a bit

#suggestive #minecraft vex #< vex vexes >#minecraft #mineblr #minecraft shitpost #i promised someone a redraw and failed to finish so everyone can just get this which is worse

the vex are feeling kind tonight… *hands you a bowl of “beetroot soup”* it’s still warm <3

#< vex vexes >

We are often called “silverfish with wings.” like how you losers call pigeons “rats with wings.”

#op loves pigeons and silverfish though so :}#op also made the silverfish with wings name #we bored today #minecraft #mineblr #minecraft vex #< vex vexes

Herobrine banned me from the Nether cause I left the stove on. ;}

#it is my greatest achievement #herobrine was like: did i remember to turn the stove off??#and i was like: yep!#and i remembered to turn it back on!#minecraft #mineblr #minecraft vex #< vex vexes #minecraft shitpost #herobrine

Vex affirmation #1

Your life is a candle, and sometimes you may have to put the flame out to maintain the wick.

Burnout is okay. Come back when you’re ready.

#minecraft #mineblr #minecraft vex #< vex vexes #you see this is abt vex ‘dying’ and being resummoned in later fights #also vex and fire being closely tied #:}

ooc for a moment: a call to the world. If anyone has an ancient mineblr post containing a lego enderman holding a vex figurine… i need it.

#its mine and it got drawn and i want it

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Why aren’t there vex jockeys? Why can’t vexes have the same rights as baby zombies?? Vexes riding chickens! Vexes riding horses! Vexes riding on evokers’ shoulders!! Please!!

aether-illager

vexes on bees

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still waiting for our rights…

#i would greatly enjoy riding a chicken and having it spur people alongside my sword #also #the reason vex are generally not seen on evoker’s shoulders is like the parrot/macaw ‘rule’#which is the don’t let it be higher than you it might think its in charge or rip your ear off #stuff that a lot of keepers bring up. it’s an individual basis thing. vex temperament

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A group of vexes is called a murmuration. I make the rules.

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Thank you for subscribing to my propaganda!

And I was secretly dead set on calling it a “Warble” or “Melody” but I really like just a “Chat” from your “chit chat”

#there’s a lot of birds called chats #i wanted to reference the < allay chortles > subtitle #this works very well thank you.#i also liked a ‘chime’#chitter is a sound i use to describe vex speech a lot #also. vex twitter >:}

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Okay but what if the hands that feed me are also preventing me from eating an entire rotisserie chicken? #eatyourevokers

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his greed sickens me

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<- prev you are correct but alas the population of “fucking cowards” on this site grows daily.

#i don’t even have to say ‘don’t do this’ because of the current ecosystem #nether couldn’t handle me so i was sent to this hellsite #transferred to this hellsite #my prison

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No Vex November -> Decapitation December

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I feel this joke may have flown over your heads.

#it's actually a joke about giving h- *guillotine dropping sound*

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