Mar 23, 2025
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Illager vs Piglin
Guess who played Minecraft again and had Obsessed Mod installed?
Guys where are they I don’t see them 😥
these gayass endermen refuse to get out of my fucking cellar
Calling someone a bitch to their face is so weak and unkingly
I'm going to use Minecraft to call you a bitch
I wrote Steve x Garrett fanfic/ oneshot.
I really fell in love with the movie. It was trash.
Hope you enjoy!
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"WHY IS SHE SO IMPORTANT TO YOU?!"
Garrett shouted angrily, with watery eyes slamming his fists to the tabble.
Steve was startled.
He had never seen Garrett so angry- yet now he was angry with him?
Steve was about to open his mouth- but he realized he didn't know what to say.
He never wanted to upset him. If he had known that befriending Alex would have such an impact on the way Garrett acted- he would have never wanted to meet her.
"She is my friend, Garrett"
Steve sighed- hoping Garrett would calm down. He didn't know what else to do.
"Friend, huh?"
Garrett growled, with a threatening hue in his tone. He crossed his arms and corrected his posture. That way he reclaimed his cool and once again became the biggest and strongest man in the room.
Steve saw right through the pitifull attempt to act all tough. He got annoyed.
"You know- she IS my friend. Maybe even best friend."
Garrett would be lying if he told he wasn't offended- or even heartbroken by that statement. All they have gone trough together- was he replaced?
"Steve-"
He started- almost whispering but Steve interrupted him by cointinuing-
"You see- I like hanging out with her and I will cointinue doing so! Wether you like it or not. Why do you even care so much?"
"BECAUSE I'M SCARED YOU'LL LEAVE ME!"
Garrett snapped. Silence fell on both of them. They just stared eachother- wondering, dare they even breath?
"Please, don't leave like everybody always does... Please, Steve I can't lose you..."
Garretts voice was shaky. He was expecting the worst. He watched Steves expression change from surprise to a sweet smile.
What did it mean?
Steve took a few slow steps closer. He wasn't scared of Garrett.
"Gargar-"
He called out sweetly- looking up at the man in front of him.
"I could never leave you."
He said, as he took Garretts hand on his own.
"B-but you said she is your best friend now. What am I then?... I still am your friend, right?"
Steve understood Garretts worries. He aswell had always been the one who stayed alone in the end. But when he met Garrett- it all changed.
Garrett was his first true friend ever.
Garrett was the one who dragged him back in the real world.
Garrett was the one who now stood before him, waiting for a response.
"Garrett-"
He took a deep breath.
"I can't have you as my friend anymore."
Steve said, smiling. Garretts heart skipped a beat.
W-what?
His thoughts were racing.
"I need you to be way more-"
Steve cointinued softly, grabbing also his other hand, and stepping closer.
Garrett stared at Steve- not sure if he read the room right. The warm feeling of Steves hand on his own made his hear flutter.
"Steve..."
Garretts lips curved in a faint smile.
"I'd love to be way more-"
He confessed- not even realizing he had such courage in him. He leaned down and brought their held hands closer to their chests.
The moment was silent, but filled with emotions set free. As their lips finally touched eachother- the warmth of undenied love filled the athmosphere.
As they broke apart- their eyes met eachother. They both wanted more- as their secret wishes had finally came true.
There finally was only the two of them. Together.
They needed to hold one another and never let go- as now it was sure, that it wasn't just a dream.
They both loved eachother, and finally they were brave enough to take the needed step.
For a second they both tried to come up with things to say- but their eyes told it all. Right before they melted in another kiss- they managed to whisper:
"Gosh I love you Steve. Always have."
"I love you too, Garrett. So so much."
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