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is the chicken okay???!!

Hello Anonymous;

Chicken is gay for pride month

Thank you for your inquiry.

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is there a separate part of the Mined office for answering queries?

Hello Anonymous;

Queries are addressed by mined Public Relations staff. Any lapses in transparency, consistency, or urgency regarding responses to said queries can be attributed to a dense workload. Our staff has been kept well-occupied. A breakthrough is approaching.

Thank you for your inquiry.

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Subject notes 29/5/25

Extensive genetic testing of subject has returned positive for "Swagapino" DNA, ramifications yet to be seen

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Subject notes 17/4/25

Increased confusion, irritability during encoding

Derivative self-concept modified; subject insists upon label "Saucy Grandpa"

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Hehe

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hello. Do you guys like strawberries? :3

Hello Violet-Ophelia-Boss;

Strawberries are rich in antioxidants and nutrients. They taste good as well. Here at mined, we have no qualms with strawberries.

Thank you for your inquiry.

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hi what’s expirements are you doing at the moment

Hello Anonymous;

We are testing our cutting edge deepmined™ artificial intelligence. Here at mined, we can ensure the preservation of knowledge and the lived experience as a result. Human trials are currently underway.

Concurrently, we are testing the resilience and durability of various mustache waxes.

Thank you for your inquiry.

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I have many inquires about your overall aim, your poster says you want make knowledge exist or live forever? And that human trails will be starting soon? Will these human trials be conducted ethically??

Hello Anonymous;

Here at mined, our goal is to ensure the preservation of the lived experience through any available means. We are pioneers in this field. Our human trials will be conducted under supervision of our top scientists.

Thank you for your inquiry.

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Subject notes 1/12/24

Senescence undergoing rapid acceleration

Fertility heightened

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Nothing even came back from the brain scan. Is he stupid?

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"Chuffed" will be added to the DSM-6.

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mined is not responsible for the events of the Black Mesa Incident.