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Lonely Sentences
(Sentences for lonely muses, and those trying to help them. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"And then I think that maybe I was designed to be alone..."
"You're alone. You've been alone your whole life."
"Do yourself a favour and do what lonely people do: get a dog."
"I imagine you were lonely - a mind like yours in a place like that."
"You don't seem the kind to make friends easily."
"My books have been my only true companion since childhood."
"What's your plan then? To stay alone forever?"
"You are, in your own way, a lonelier man than me."
"So, what makes you think I'm lonely?"
"Don't get many visitors here, do you?"
"I just don't understand why you work so hard to be alone."
"I know what it's like to be alone."
"There's nothing wrong with being alone."
"Don't say that! You don't have to be alone!"
"Do you know what it's like to be alone? Really alone?"
"You must be so lonely."
"How long have you been alone? Are you lonely?"
"Does it ever bother you? Being alone?"
"If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?"
"We're better off alone. We suffer alone. We die alone."
"We're all alone in the world. I have you, you have me. Only for a little while, I mean."
"I have felt alone all my life, except with you."
"To one extent or another, I've always been alone."
"You're lonely, and sometimes loneliness turns to bitterness."
"Have you lived a lonely life?"
"I was lonely. Almost no one there thought like I thought."
"Some things are better left alone. Like me, for instance."
"I like being alone - at least, I convince myself that I'm better off that way."
"You might be one of the last friends I've got."
There's a lot of discourse about what the label "bisexual" really means so I'd like to clarify that "bisexual" means that it occurs twice per sexual, NOT once every other sexual.
What to use instead of 'said'
Normally:
• added • replied • answered • stated • announced • questioned • asked • mentioned • remarked
Loudly:
• cheered • shouted • yelled • demanded • barked • blurted • growled • scolded •snorted
Softly:
• muttered • murmured • mumbled • uttered • stuttered • hissed • moaned • mouthed
Emotionally:
• begged • cried • confessed • complained • promised • pleaded
Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore
Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:
Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person
Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.
#not with that attitude you can’t
(wanders off snickering in pure delight)
#NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE YOU CAN’T
what do you play the sims on?
I dont know if you're talking about drugs or devices but i play sims on antidepressants and a laptop
ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left
onlyoneof today!! ❤️
did u know that every gc has a “baby gc”- meaning theres always a smaller group talking about the bigger gc and if u dont believe me, its probs cause ur not included in the smaller gc
Sick of holding customers hands thru using their card.
C: what do I do?
Me: what does the machine say
C: insert card
Me: so u insert ur card
C: oh.
C: why is it beeping
Me: what does the machine say
C: remoce card
Me: so u remove ur card
C: now what
Me: what. Does. The. Machine. Say.
C: enter pin
Me: so u enter ur pin.
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If someone has vision issues or is genuinely struggling I'll help them no attitude but ffs ur a grown adult who can clearly read the machine, I shouldn't have to babysit u like this
how did you learn to write well?
well first you have to be a very sad child
Thoughts?
No thanks, I’m trying to cut back
Every now and again I think of this Sarah tweet and just stare into the middle distance.
I did something terrible: can I be forgiven?
Fuck no! Hell for you my friend.
Maybe you’re grumpy because you’re not getting fucked?
i think i’m grumpy bc living costs money