shark vs the universe
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Acquired Stardust
Sade Olutola
Discoholic 🪩
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
we're not kids anymore.
d e v o n
Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
wallacepolsom
trying on a metaphor
roma★
@theartofmadeline
hello vonnie
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@mini-hoop-pro
the most wrong I ever got any lyrics was the time my family was driving to a wedding and Livin La Vida Loca came on the radio and I must’ve been 7 at the most and I started singing along from the very back row of the van and I said “upside, inside out, wouldn’t ya be my milk cow”
and all I remember is my dad shouting “WHAT”
Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”
When the straight boys at school are mouthing something to you from across the class and you realise they’re just calling you faggot (x)
this post put a hex on my future grand children
my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.
this passed the bechdel test
Spoiler
Po from Kung fu panda defeated Thanos.
skadoosh
The g in gmail stands for gay now
All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.
People look so different once you don’t care about them anymore
just to clear up some rumors
i DO have blood and I do have ALL of MY bones and I didnt take them from anyone I grew them myself so stop asking
GUYS the 80s are back!!!!
Star Wars, high waisted jeans, over sized sweaters, flannels, horrible republican government, conflict with Russia, the ever impending threat of Nuclear Anihilation, scrunchies,
i never want to hear another thing about “ethnic-sounding names” from white folks when I just today checked a white guy out at the library and his name was literally “pelican”. twenty years ago a white couple popped out a child and decided to name their kid after the patron bird of the vore fetish. fuck you
fuck you for making me read the phrase “the patron bird of the vore fetish”
some grl on my college’s facebook page: anyone here really love BOOKS if so tell me your FAVORITE books DOWNbelow !!
some rando: haaha i like silence of the lambs and a clockwork orange WHich are also my favorite movies BUT i have a FUCKED UP taste in books lol *shrug emoticon* just an absolutely Nasty taste in literature ;P
me: *removes the tape from my webcam & looks straight into the cia man’s eyes with an expression that looks like this: :|*
everyday i think about how frank sinatra tried using his mafia ties to kill woody allen and i wanna know who the fuck stopped him.
you kno wat trope pisses me off
waking up in the morning and having to continue my existence
hey i used to b uglier believe it or not
