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@minimumwage-sherlock
🐈⬛ miau (sherlock kitty works at mctabby's now)
🐈⬛ myeh (and at some point the sherlocklings will as well. what's mctabby's policy on child labor, again?)
🐈⬛ myaaaauuu mmyep! (@skeptics-journal-log is sherlock's bird!)
🐈⬛ prrrp (icon and header art by @s1lv3rth0rn)
🐈⬛ ...mrrp (translations provided by @respectablecapers)
🐈⬛ kk-kk-k-kk (the tortie is perched by the window, chittering at the birds outside. and the birds inside. and some of the customers...)
🐈 (proud father Clementine)
🐈⬛ k-k-kk-k! (it chitters at clementine, too.)
🐈⬛ kk-kk-k-kk (the tortie is perched by the window, chittering at the birds outside. and the birds inside. and some of the customers...)
"Poppy is right there?"
Ok
*puts like nine more glasses of water on the ground*
zzzzz
*Unfortunately for everyone involved, Poppy is also asleep now. Oops.*
disaster is imminent
🐈⬛ schlup schlup schlup (yay woter)
*But her head isn't a very steady surface, and the glass promptly slides off. It hits the ground with a crash, countless pieces exploding in every direction. Poppy wakes with a jolt.*
Wh- huh?-
*Why are there so many glasses of water.*
🐈⬛ HSSSSSSS (oh! oh! an attempt on sherlock's life!! it has to run away about this IMMEDIATELY!!)
"Poppy is right there?"
Ok
*puts like nine more glasses of water on the ground*
zzzzz
*Unfortunately for everyone involved, Poppy is also asleep now. Oops.*
disaster is imminent
🐈⬛ schlup schlup schlup (yay woter)
Kitten update?
🐈⬛ miu! (it just caught its first mouse all by itself!!)
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs hollow)
- @minimumwage-sherlock
Hollow sniffs him back and wags his tail
[Kitty]
Hollow circles Sherlock and pats him with his tail
🐈⬛ mrau? (it's a little confused at the tail-pat. usually people use their paws for patting?)
🐈⬛ mrrp! (a nice pat, regardless!)
Hollow spreads its wings in a happy gesture
[you are a Kitty! My lady call me a Kitty too!]
🐈⬛ mowow? (woah... where did you get those wings? can sherlock have wings, too?)
[And you probably can't have them. My lady calls me a kitten, but I'm a dragon.]
Hollow smiles despite not having a mouth
🐈⬛ mau? (it tilts its head, curious. what's a dragon? is it like a bird? you kind of look like a bird, if a bird was cat shaped.)
[Yeah.... Similar, but the dragons are bigger and stronger]
He thought about his lady, and how she liked to pet him, so she would also like to pet a cat
[You're a Kitty... Want me to take you somewhere, flying? :D]
🐈⬛ mwow! (yes! that sounds like a fun and not at all scary thing for a kitty to do!)
Hollow firmly holds Sherlock with its paws and opens its wings, flying carefully around the place until it sees Lover sitting on a bench.
Lover: Hello Kitty.... And Kitty
She pet them
🐈⬛ MOW MOW MOW MOWWWW (it screams and squirms in terror for the entire flight, but it is at least polite enough not to scratch hollow. once it's back on the ground it gives its shoulder a few licks, then turns to the lover.)
🐈⬛ prrrrr (it's very pleased with the petting, sitting next to her on the bench and purring loudly.)
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs you)
- @minimumwage-sherlock
The hallway smells sterile, medical. The workers pass you by without a second glance.
Except one.
The Nurse stops, gasping softly. She reaches out, already half crouched, before stopping herself.
She smells faintly of perfume.
She straightens herself, and moves to continue down the hall.
🐈⬛ mowwww? (it trots after her, rubbing up against her ankles.)
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs hollow)
- @minimumwage-sherlock
Hollow sniffs him back and wags his tail
[Kitty]
Hollow circles Sherlock and pats him with his tail
🐈⬛ mrau? (it's a little confused at the tail-pat. usually people use their paws for patting?)
🐈⬛ mrrp! (a nice pat, regardless!)
Hollow spreads its wings in a happy gesture
[you are a Kitty! My lady call me a Kitty too!]
🐈⬛ mowow? (woah... where did you get those wings? can sherlock have wings, too?)
[And you probably can't have them. My lady calls me a kitten, but I'm a dragon.]
Hollow smiles despite not having a mouth
🐈⬛ mau? (it tilts its head, curious. what's a dragon? is it like a bird? you kind of look like a bird, if a bird was cat shaped.)
[Yeah.... Similar, but the dragons are bigger and stronger]
He thought about his lady, and how she liked to pet him, so she would also like to pet a cat
[You're a Kitty... Want me to take you somewhere, flying? :D]
🐈⬛ mwow! (yes! that sounds like a fun and not at all scary thing for a kitty to do!)
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs you)
@minimumwage-sherlock
"Oh- hello, little creature. You are adorable!"
🐈⬛ mya. (it is so adorable! the adorablest!!)
🐈⬛ mrr? (it bigs and cutes its eyes at you. pats for kitty??)
She waves her hand on its head, like she is trying to pet it. But there is no sensation of touch, only a slight warmth.
🐈⬛ mwa? (it seems confused at first. where are its pats?)
🐈⬛ mrrrprrrp!! (wait that actually feels really nice what the heck!! you are like if a sunbeam was a person??)
🐈⬛ hffh! prrr? (it flops down with a contented sigh, exposing its tummy for you to warm.)
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs you)
@minimumwage-sherlock
Voice of the Passive: "Hello."
Voice of the Adventurer: "Ehh? How did it get in here?"
Voice of the Flippant: "Yo, wassup?"
🐈⬛ prrrrp! (after some careful consideration, it jumps into passive's lap and becomes a breadloaf.)
Voice of the Passive: "Oh. That's nice."
He gently pets Sherlock's back.
🐈⬛ PRRRRRRR (loud happy purring)
There is a knock at the door, that Adventurer hurries to answer to.
Voice of the Adventurer: "Fool, you're finally back!"
Voice of the Fool: "Oh hi kitty!"
The newcomer passive-aggressively places himself between Sherlock and Flippant.
Voice of the Fool: "Stop petting it you stupid bird!"
He slaps Passive's hands away and start petting Sherlock.
🐈⬛ mya? (it looks up, startled by the newcomer.)
🐈⬛ fnff fnff (who are you! sniff sniff sniff)
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs you)
@minimumwage-sherlock
Voice of the Passive: "Hello."
Voice of the Adventurer: "Ehh? How did it get in here?"
Voice of the Flippant: "Yo, wassup?"
🐈⬛ prrrrp! (after some careful consideration, it jumps into passive's lap and becomes a breadloaf.)
Voice of the Passive: "Oh. That's nice."
He gently pets Sherlock's back.
🐈⬛ PRRRRRRR (loud happy purring)
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs you)
@minimumwage-sherlock
*Kiki was on her brake when the cat approached*
*She crouches down and lets Sherlock sniff her hand*
*Kiki reeks of another cat's scent*
🐈⬛ FNFF FNFF FNFF FNFF FNFF (thoroughly snorfling her hand. who is this strange kitty you smell of?)
Hm? What's that? Found something you like?
*She chuckles to herself*
Oh! You must smell Bouba
🐈⬛ maaaow? (it walks in figure-eights around your ankles. what is bouba? is that a food? can kitties eat it? is that what the strange kitty eats? can sherlock have some?)
Wow. You are energetic.
*She inspects the collar*
Sherlock, McTabby's. I didn't know a restaurant allowed cats, although I am sure a gentleman like yourself keeps himself clean and up to code
*Kiki begins scratching Sherlock behind the ear*
Now that I think about it, I don't think I ever went to McTabby's, if the compony there is half as good as you I should give that place a visit, maybe I'll eat lunch there if I'm doing a delivery in the area.
🐈⬛ mrrrrt! (hell yes ear scritches!!)
*Kiki looked towards her watch*
Op! Sorry little guy but my break is almost over, I need to leave soon. Hopefully we'll meet again
*And with that Kiki departs from Sherlock*
*After Kiki gets back in her rack, Bouba notices something is off*
(Mother smells of another cat?! Heresy! I must fix this at once!)
*Bouba rubs up against Kiki, doing his best to eliminate the other's scent*
Someone is feeling clingy toady
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs hollow)
- @minimumwage-sherlock
Hollow sniffs him back and wags his tail
[Kitty]
Hollow circles Sherlock and pats him with his tail
🐈⬛ mrau? (it's a little confused at the tail-pat. usually people use their paws for patting?)
🐈⬛ mrrp! (a nice pat, regardless!)
Hollow spreads its wings in a happy gesture
[you are a Kitty! My lady call me a Kitty too!]
🐈⬛ mowow? (woah... where did you get those wings? can sherlock have wings, too?)
[And you probably can't have them. My lady calls me a kitten, but I'm a dragon.]
Hollow smiles despite not having a mouth
🐈⬛ mau? (it tilts its head, curious. what's a dragon? is it like a bird? you kind of look like a bird, if a bird was cat shaped.)
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs you)
@minimumwage-sherlock
Contra: Hello Kitty!
Contrarian picks him up and hugs him
Contra: look Hero! Is like you! Because is black too :D
Hero rolls his eyes, Smitten wraps himself in his blanket
Smitten: Please don't bring it near me
🐈⬛ mrowow? (nobody can tell sherlock what to do! it hops out of contrarian's arms and jumps onto smitten.)
Smitten remains very still and stares intently at Sherlock.
Smitten: help
Contra: It seems like he likes you
🐈⬛ mleh mleh (it starts washing smitten's hair.)
Smitten: He's licking my hair, the cat is licking my hair. He like the hearts?
He looks at him with a worried expression but doesn't move for fear of getting scratched.
🐈⬛ mlehm mleh (wash wash wash...)
🐈⬛ mrrrrt! (ok that's clean enough, time for pats please! it politely baps smitten's face.)
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs hollow)
- @minimumwage-sherlock
Hollow sniffs him back and wags his tail
[Kitty]
Hollow circles Sherlock and pats him with his tail
🐈⬛ mrau? (it's a little confused at the tail-pat. usually people use their paws for patting?)
🐈⬛ mrrp! (a nice pat, regardless!)
Hollow spreads its wings in a happy gesture
[you are a Kitty! My lady call me a Kitty too!]
🐈⬛ mowow? (woah... where did you get those wings? can sherlock have wings, too?)
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs you)
@minimumwage-sherlock
Contra: Hello Kitty!
Contrarian picks him up and hugs him
Contra: look Hero! Is like you! Because is black too :D
Hero rolls his eyes, Smitten wraps himself in his blanket
Smitten: Please don't bring it near me
🐈⬛ mrowow? (nobody can tell sherlock what to do! it hops out of contrarian's arms and jumps onto smitten.)
Smitten remains very still and stares intently at Sherlock.
Smitten: help
Contra: It seems like he likes you
🐈⬛ mleh mleh (it starts washing smitten's hair.)
