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@minimumwage-sherlock
🐈⬛ miau (sherlock kitty works at mctabby's now)
🐈⬛ myeh (and at some point the sherlocklings will as well. what's mctabby's policy on child labor, again?)
🐈⬛ myaaaauuu mmyep! (@skeptics-journal-log is sherlock's bird!)
🐈⬛ prrrp (icon and header art by @s1lv3rth0rn)
🐈⬛ ...mrrp (translations provided by @respectablecapers)
stp minwageverse tierlist updated
Mrrorow meowwwww mra
🐈⬛ miaaaauuuu?
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs the vampire)
- @minimumwage-sherlock
Vampire- he stiffens, pulling away from the furry creature "what-" then he sees it's just a cat, and he slimes softly. crouching down over the being "hello cat...~" he smiled, claws outstretched before he pet it, trying to be careful with his sharp nails.
🐈⬛ mwow (sherlock is very impressed by those claws! you must be very powerful!)
🐈⬛ prrrrrrr (yesss good scritches!!)
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs the heroine)
- @minimumwage-sherlock
🗡 "Ohmygodyouresocute!!"🗡, she squeals.
She takes off her metallic gloves and tentatively reaches to pet Sherlock, not wanting to scare it.
🐈⬛ mrrrp! (of course it's so cute! it's a kitty!)
🐈⬛ mau? (well? are you going to pet it?)
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs you)
- @minimumwage-sherlock
She looks around to make sure no one is there, then takes some treats out of her apron pocket
Lady: Kitty, kitty, come here, do you want this? :3
🐈⬛ mrrrpt!! (it ALWAYS wants treats!! it comes closer.)
Cucumber!
🐈⬛ MROW! (what the FUCK a SNAKE?!?!)
🐈⬛ (it does a triple backflip away from the awful thing!!)
🐷Woof (Moos at you)
🐈⬛ mow? (huh? it doesn't speak whatever that is...)
I love the kitties awwwwwwww
🐈⬛ mrrp! (as you should!)
Rolls ten dice near you
oh yea 24
Rolls ten more dice (unrelated to the first ten)
Natural 60!
within a few minutes you are covered in dice
🐈⬛ myau (toys? it chases after the first ten dice, batting them around, oblivious to the incoming deluge until it's too late.)
🐈⬛ !!
🐈⬛ ...myah? (help?)
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs you)
- @minimumwage-sherlock
"H3LL0 K1TTY ! 1 4M H3LP3R B0T ! : D"
{God damnit... Why are YOU here??}
"BUT TH3 K1TTY 1S CUT3 ! ! !"
{AND THEY SCREWED UP MY FIRST SCREEN! WHAT ABOUT IT??}
🐈⬛ mau? (another machine...?)
🐈⬛ bap bap
(You bap its foot... Thing? Whatever it stands on)
{That doesnt work now, HA}
(It picks you up)
{You're cute, you naughty cat}
"B3 G3NTL3 T0 TH3 K1TTY ! PL34S3 . . ."
{You're lucky I will}
🐈⬛ myaaaa!? (ack! grabbing sherlock?!! it wriggles and squirms in your grasp.)
(Its grip doesn't budge, it is a robot after all)
{Whos in control now ya punk?}
🐈⬛ mowowow!! (bites you!!)
{...}
(it stands there completely unfazed)
{What do you think you're doing?}
". . . TH3 K1TTY 1S SC4R3D . . ."
Helper bot sets the kitty down..
🐈⬛ (bites you bites you bites you!!! maybe it'll find a wire or something...!!)
{WE PUT YOU DOWN, KNOCK IT OFF!}
🐈⬛ mwow! (triumph!)
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs you)
- @minimumwage-sherlock
"H3LL0 K1TTY ! 1 4M H3LP3R B0T ! : D"
{God damnit... Why are YOU here??}
"BUT TH3 K1TTY 1S CUT3 ! ! !"
{AND THEY SCREWED UP MY FIRST SCREEN! WHAT ABOUT IT??}
🐈⬛ mau? (another machine...?)
🐈⬛ bap bap
(You bap its foot... Thing? Whatever it stands on)
{That doesnt work now, HA}
(It picks you up)
{You're cute, you naughty cat}
"B3 G3NTL3 T0 TH3 K1TTY ! PL34S3 . . ."
{You're lucky I will}
🐈⬛ myaaaa!? (ack! grabbing sherlock?!! it wriggles and squirms in your grasp.)
(Its grip doesn't budge, it is a robot after all)
{Whos in control now ya punk?}
🐈⬛ mowowow!! (bites you!!)
{...}
(it stands there completely unfazed)
{What do you think you're doing?}
". . . TH3 K1TTY 1S SC4R3D . . ."
Helper bot sets the kitty down..
🐈⬛ (bites you bites you bites you!!! maybe it'll find a wire or something...!!)
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs you)
- @minimumwage-sherlock
"H3LL0 K1TTY ! 1 4M H3LP3R B0T ! : D"
{God damnit... Why are YOU here??}
"BUT TH3 K1TTY 1S CUT3 ! ! !"
{AND THEY SCREWED UP MY FIRST SCREEN! WHAT ABOUT IT??}
🐈⬛ mau? (another machine...?)
🐈⬛ bap bap
(You bap its foot... Thing? Whatever it stands on)
{That doesnt work now, HA}
(It picks you up)
{You're cute, you naughty cat}
"B3 G3NTL3 T0 TH3 K1TTY ! PL34S3 . . ."
{You're lucky I will}
🐈⬛ myaaaa!? (ack! grabbing sherlock?!! it wriggles and squirms in your grasp.)
(Its grip doesn't budge, it is a robot after all)
{Whos in control now ya punk?}
🐈⬛ mowowow!! (bites you!!)
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs you)
- @minimumwage-sherlock
"H3LL0 K1TTY ! 1 4M H3LP3R B0T ! : D"
{God damnit... Why are YOU here??}
"BUT TH3 K1TTY 1S CUT3 ! ! !"
{AND THEY SCREWED UP MY FIRST SCREEN! WHAT ABOUT IT??}
🐈⬛ mau? (another machine...?)
🐈⬛ bap bap
(You bap its foot... Thing? Whatever it stands on)
{That doesnt work now, HA}
(It picks you up)
{You're cute, you naughty cat}
"B3 G3NTL3 T0 TH3 K1TTY ! PL34S3 . . ."
{You're lucky I will}
🐈⬛ myaaaa!? (ack! grabbing sherlock?!! it wriggles and squirms in your grasp.)
🐈⬛ miau? (sniffs you)
- @minimumwage-sherlock
"H3LL0 K1TTY ! 1 4M H3LP3R B0T ! : D"
{God damnit... Why are YOU here??}
"BUT TH3 K1TTY 1S CUT3 ! ! !"
{AND THEY SCREWED UP MY FIRST SCREEN! WHAT ABOUT IT??}
🐈⬛ mau? (another machine...?)
🐈⬛ bap bap
Sherlock can we get a list of things that are crimes? Like going for sherlocks belly seems to be a big crime
🐈⬛ miau (SHERLOCK'S LIST OF CRIMES):
touching its soft little tummy without permission!!
shaving its tummy with horrible evil clippers!!!
catnapping!!!
moving sherlock when it is so so comfy cozy!!!! how dare!!!
moving yourself when sherlock is sitting on you!!
The Vet
stimpky smells!!
threatening to burger sherlock!!! Vacuum Cleaner Dimension for this offense!!!
pickle on burgers! icky!!
bathtime
TAPE ON ITS FUR!!!
existence of onions
identity theft
Me demolishing the fry be like:
🐈⬛ miau (holy shit)
