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xavintroneep

Warning// eyestrain

sheep glatt glatt sheep

razberrypuck

Misc Drake memes about the most recent plot stream

yellowsheep

dream smp character playlists

I’ve curated some playlists for a few of the dream smp characters, with songs that match their arcs, behaviours etc because I adore character studies and am a dramatic bitch. these are songs that lyrically or aesthetically correlate (sometimes eerily well) with their characters. some of the playlists loosely follow certain arcs in order (specifically wilbur, tommy and tubbo). if you’re interested please check them out :)

WILBUR: don’t let me ruin me. I guess, I just must be a daredevil. I don’t feel anything until I smash it up. and don’t let me ruin me, I may need a chaperone.

TOMMY: I can go anywhere I want, just not home. I didn’t have it in myself to go with grace, because when I’d fight you used to tell me I was brave. and if I’m dead to you, why are you at the wake? you know I didn’t want to have to haunt you, but what a ghostly scene.

TUBBO: you remind me of everyone. did you break your mother’s heart every time you tried to play your part? is it easy to keep so quiet? everybody loves a quiet child. we could take the quick way out. we could turn blank white in a blank white house.

TECHNOBLADE: you’re the one in the way of the day of doom. you feed the beast I have within me. you fondle my trigger then you blame my gun. and when I think of it, my fingers to to fists. I never did anything to you, man. no matter what I try, you beat me with your bitter lies, so call me crazy. it won’t be long till you’ll be lying limp in your own hands.

FUNDY: so I will wait for the next time you want me, like a dog with a bird at your door. you couldn’t have. you couldn’t have. now I am dreaming, and you’re singing at my birthday, and I’ve never seen you smiling so big. and if I could give you the moon? I would give you the moon. when you saw the dead little bird you started crying, but you know the killer doesn’t understand.

NIKI: fetch the bolt cutters, whatever happens. and I’ve always been to smart for that, but you know what? my heart was not. I took it like a kid, you see, the cool kids voted to get rid of me, I’m ashamed of what it did to me, what I let get done. it stole my fun, it stole my fun. fetch the bolt cutters, I’ve been in here too long.

DREAM: a shadow is cast wherever he stands. you’ll see him in your nightmares, you’ll see him in your dreams. he’ll appear out of nowhere, but he’s not what he seems. you’re one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan, designed and directed by his red right hand.

RANBOO: every single night’s a fight with my brain. what does she think of me? that I’m not what I ought to be? that I’m what I try not to be? It’s got to be somebody else’s fault, I can’t get caught. I just wanna feel everything. my hearts made of parts of all that’s around me and that’s why the devil just can’t get around me.

SCHLATT: bear with me, man, I’ve lost my train of thought. I fantasise, I call it quits, I swim with the economists and I get to the bottom of it for good. by the time reality hits, the chimes of freedom fell to bits, the shining city on the fritz. they come out of the cracks, thirsty for blood. I suppose a singer must die.

p.s. maybe drop some songs you associate with them and I’ll add them :)

e-seal-deactivated20210319

Where does lasagna come from?

Wizards from a mystical land barely tethered to this reality wrote great spells in tomes called “cookbooks” that anyone can cast

hollowtones

thought it comes from caves

hollowtones

am i thinking of QUARTZ again

e-seal-deactivated20210319

easy mistake

hollowtones

ah, nuts

hollowtones

(coincidentally nuts also comes from caves)

e-seal-deactivated20210319

you are thinking of quartz again

hollowtones

bigandlong

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

valtsv

just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason

valtsv

covid-69

I really don’t understand anyone who still posts selfies at this point like. we’re all fully aware that the feds are monitoring us and using our photos to build a surprise database that will help them later it’s just not fucking worth it anymore

pickledangel

Human brain: security culture

Monkey brain: validation nice

lyravelocity

I will Not be cockblocked by spy nimrod fucks

ms-demeanor

I haven’t ever really talked about this before but I’d like to introduce a concept that I’m going to call “security nihilism.”

Here’s the deal: You’re already burned.

It’s over! There’s no going back! Your face is in a database and your DNA is in a database and your social profile is in a database and there’s nothing you can do about it. Even if you didn’t put it there somebody else did. Congrats, we’re all fucked!

Facebook builds shadow profiles on people who don’t have accounts. Surveillance cameras are everywhere. Your cousin signed up for Ancestry and your brother did 23&Me.

So what can you do about it? Essentially nothing. So there’s no point in panicking.

You know what you have to do if you want some kind of privacy? Start leaving your phone at home randomly. Or at work randomly. People don’t think about the fact that their cell phone’s location data (which is constantly tracking even if you don’t enable location data for apps) is a more effective way of tracking them than anything they post online and it’s *real* easy to get a warrant for that data. And if you suddenly ditch your phone for the first time in several months it’s suspicious as FUCK.

Automated license plate readers track your drive. Do you commute? Do you drive the same way every day? Why the sudden change to your routine? What were you doing that you needed to park your car and wander away suddenly? What are you hiding?

Complaining about people posting selfies when companies are compiling DNA databases sharing them with the FBI is like blaming ocean pollution on people using plastic straws when about half of plastic ocean trash is abandoned fishing equipment.

Do you use gmail? You’re fucked.

Do you have a bank account? You’re fucked.

Do you use public transportation? You’re fucked.

Do you go to school? You’re fucked.

Do you have a job? You’re fucked.

I had to track down a guy who didn’t have facebook or social media profiles, didn’t have a listing in the phonebook, didn’t have a linkedin. I started with his first and last name and ended with his supervisor’s phone number, a ten year history of his income, and his home address. I got to it through his son’s little league team.

And I’m fucking J. Random Nobody. I don’t even have shiny databases full of tracking data.

So you’re already burned. There’s no going back, we passed the tipping point. Even if you threw out your computer and shut down all your accounts and smashed your cell phone and lived in the woods there’d be video of you walking out of town for the last time and satellite images of wherever you ended up setting up camp.

I was never going to be able to hide from the cameras on the streets and the data in my cell phone and the scanners that look at the license plate of my car and the information that my school sold about my age and income and interests. So fuck it. Share a selfie.

[fyi the secret to actual opsec is to trust no one and to have no discernible patterns - being in a facial recognition database doesn’t matter if you make a point of not showing your face when you’re doing whatever you’re doing that you want to keep quiet; your goal isn’t to evade the facial recognition software as you’re on the run from the government, your goal is to never even show up on their radar]

fieldbears

Sorry folks, all of this is right. Getting judgmental at other people’s selfies and masking it as an opsec fail is just ignorant :D

petalya

in therapy my therapist and i were talking about my own feelings of self worth in relationships. and she asked me to say qualities about myself that someone else would be attracted to, on a romantic and platonic level. so i named some things like compassionate, empathetic, etc. and she said “you named things that you can give someone. ways you can serve, rather than ways that you are” and y'all..my mind was blown that’s gonna stick with me forever like she then proceed to tell me actual innate qualities about myself that she liked and thought anyone else would like as well and i hadn’t even considered those because like she said i was focused on things i could do outwardly to attract and maintain connections rather than who i was as a person..goddamn!!! thats tea!!!

petalya

With this in mind, this also makes me think of the ways people describe us. When people say the reasons that they love/like you or describe you as a person, are they only naming ways that you serve them? Are they equating your worth with how much you do for them?

ex. “You’re such a good listener. You’re so generous, you’re so compassionate. You’re always there for me. You always hold me down. You’re reliable”

vs.

“You’re so funny! You’re very vibrant. You’re creative, passionate, and intelligent. You’re optimistic. You’re so talented at ____” , etc. I think that’s very telling.

hauntified-deactivated20210730

This FUCKED relationships up too because once this hit me, I realized people can just be in love with the way you make them feel instead of who you actually are. ALWAYS pay attention to the last little “vs” bit there because it IS super telling

medievalthymes

personal playlists i’ve made that might fit your niche

a country playlist for a friend who is playing rdr2 but doesn’t actually like country

soft pop bops

bad 70s/80s music that i love a lot

early 2000′s nostalgia playlist for kids that were born 1995-1999 and dont fit with millennials or gen z

classical bops that didn’t need to go that hard

medievalthymes

more!

songs about witches, fortune tellers and strange things

songs that remind me of old gods waking from a long slumber

southern gothic

an oldies playlist with voices as sweet as honey

songs with the wild west aesthetic

medievalthymes

by the way if anyone wants to request any of the playlists to be made for apple music let me know, because i have that too. just shoot me an ask of which one you want and I’ll try to get to it soon

americanvandal2017-deactivated2

SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE

Screenplay by Phil Lord and Rodney Rothman

normalwizard

chongoblog

I hate this website because I heard “Thinking Out Loud” by Edward Sheeran and all I could think about was that one fucking video you know the one

drsupermonk

Hey bud the hint only made me more confused

chongoblog

I’m so honored I get to share this with you

bogleech

And now a warning about drafts

You ever write up a post you decide will be too controversial or embarrassing but leave it in your drafts to sleep on and then forget about it? How about real personal stuff you weren’t sure you wanted to share at the time? Heavy-ass receipts on bad shit you’re leaving there only just in case you’re forced to use them? Well if any of your drafts get flagged by the new system, a mod can apparently see them in with all your other flagged posts, and if they un-flag them, it publishes them automatically as a brand new post. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!