WTTYMNKR

Enjoyed my time here for the most part.

[wittymoniker]

Wishing you all the best.

This will my final post as WittyMoniker on Tumblr. The past 9 years have really been a rollercoaster here and I’m happy that I got to ride it with you guys. I’ve met some amazing people here and I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you to all of you. Even if we didn’t stay in constant contact over the years, I just wanted to say thank you for the friendship, the hangouts, the selfies, and everything else I’m forgetting. Just want to give a shout out to those I’ve interacted with the most, the least, and any I may have forgotten. Hope I’ll see you guys again someday. If you’d like to keep in touch, I’ll be on Twitter as  @Witty__Moniker. If you guys are moving to Twitter or IG, shoot me a message with your names there. Later, gators. 

@homosozialismus @synthetictoxicity @dc-cub @thoughtsofadyingperson @nyagamun @t-e-a-c-h @maskenkind @nulchar @alexalfurinn @ourobearos @chasingdunamis @autumn-snuggles @baloneyverse @herearetwoboops @filmben @gingerbasterd  @nickthegeekbear @maoenirlanda @mugler88 @zeke93 @satyrbuddy @sawesera @serpens @animatronicgrass @ironbearicade @thelockerroom @daveholmes @ohtheinanity @mys-thicc @balamdelmonte @camdexterglass @sweatandink @matthulksmash @lil-queer 

[abercrombee]

xvideos.com/gay > pornhub.com/gay

thanks for coming to my TEDtalk 

[surprisebitch]

myvidster says hi

[inchrestinginches]

the thing about this is that you’re actually all correct. however, you’re all correct for different reasons.

the true tea:

myvidster: all-around umbrella site. good for new and old studio scenes, vintage stuff, and full movies as well. a true jack-of-all-trades (no pun intended)

xhamster: usually perfect for classic/vintage scenes as well as lots of amateur content.

xvideos/xxnx: amateur videos galore! also, really handy for finding old and new solo (cam guy) footage.

pornhub: (don’t really care for her tbh) good for most studio scenes and has amazing amateur stuff every now and then. she’s a cute girl…

basically, they all contribute something that another doesn’t. so really, the comparisons can’t even be made.

[inchrestinginches]

bonus(my faves)-

gaycock4u: it is that girl for studio scenes. literally has most new scenes within a week of their release.

eegay: i love this site! it has so many scenes that you could literally find something new everytime. also, they do have full movies but they’re broken up by scene (which i prefer)

and lastly,

big-big-gay: this has to be one of the best porn sites on the internet bitch. almost any scene/movie (recent, old, vintage, amateur) i can think of is on here from every studio.

[abercrombee]

[hearthstoneblitz]

if my tumblr gets deleted you can also follow me on my other forms of social media:

- digging a grave and whispering my name to the worms

- finding a bear in the forest and challenging it to a game of chess

- launching yourself into the stratosphere and vividly hallucinating my content

- the helpless feeling in your chest when you think of death

[thelordesprayer-deactivated2021]

Hurry I need to see you all naked in the next 13 days

[cake-warrior]

[gachidebupic]

[warriormale]

Hi everybody.

Quick update on the status of WarriorMale.

Right now I’m attempting to back up this enormous blog.

I would hate to see it deleted after 4 years and 60,000 posts.

I feel like I’m on the Titanic and we just hit the iceberg. Instead of going down with the ship I’m trying to save WarriorMale.

I’ll let all of you know if he made it into the lifeboat!

WarriorMale

[theweirdwideweb]

[lsleofskye]

If I could sit here

[steamandsequins-deactivated2020]

this entire website could be deleted right this second and i still wouldn’t move to twitter sorry

[tammirants-deactivated20211013]

unsung hero of venom 2018: doctor dan lewis

the man who for once, in the entire history of movie boyfriends, does not give a shit that his girlfriend is within 100 yards of her ex, only that her ex is very ill and needs some tender loving care because wtf is that black space blob

[youkaiyume]

THIS! And even at some point when Anne started to launch into explanations of ‘I swtg nothing is going on between me and Eddie’ he was quick to be like ‘that’s not even an issue. the issue is that he’s about to die and we need to find him????’ At no point was he ever jealous or possessive and he was always very kind and nice to Eddie because he feels secure in his relationship with Anne and trusts her. 

[randomingoftherandomness]

I love Dr Dan and more men should aspire to be like Dr Dan

[bakasara]

not only was Venom a romcom, it was way better than 99.9% of m/f romcoms

[felicia-parker]

Let’s be honest. We’re all here because posts are still in chronological order.

[ally0mazing]

Accurate

[otherpens]

this roast is so good it reached into the future and dragged movies that weren’t even in development yet

[2bdaddysboy2-deactivated2018110]

[meatmarketblog]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Modern Terms for Modern Stats

STK - Stronk PRK - Parkour TCC - Thiccness MEM - Memes ANX - Anxiety AES - Aesthetic

[azaleatown]

This website was literally so fucking stupid. You used to be able to just fucking edit somebody’s post. Like just change it entirely. Nothing was stopping you. What the fuck. Imagine logging into your youtub account and some bozo changed your funny comment to say you love being a dummy. That’s what used to happen here. Every single day.

[azaleatown]

It was the fucking best

[queenofthecl0uds-deactivated201]

[a-cosmic-raccoon-deactivated202]