HARRY POTTER SENTENCE STARTERS
“Take THAT, you dirty cheating—”
“Jiggery pokery! Hocus pocus – squiggly wiggly –”
“That probably means you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something.”
“How long have you been ‘Big D’ then?”
“The only thing that’s got bigger bones than you is a dinosaur.”
“You laughed at my moustache!”
“That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.”
“Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?”
“How really corking to see you.”
“You don’t want to bottle your anger up like that – there might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn’t hear you.”
“You wouldn’t recognise a joke if it danced naked in front of you wearing a tea cozy.”
“Make way for the heir of Slytherin – seriously evil wizard coming through.”
“Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?”
“Many people are under the impression I own a badly behaved rabbit.”
“One person can’t feel all that at once, they’d explode.”
“Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.”
“Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know.”
“Who d’you know who’s lost a buttock?”
“Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation!”
“Why are they all staring?”
“Don’t let it worry you. I’m extremely famous.”
“Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backwards.”
“The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it. It might be sick.”
“Off for a cup of tea with your fanged servant?”
“Why spiders? Why couldn’t it be ‘follow the butterflies’?”
“Out of all the trees we could’ve hit, it had to be the one that hits back.”
“You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me.”
“You’re as nutty as squirrel poo.”
