Mint.

Owner of Mint’s Diner in Zone 8, restaurant and bar. I enjoy meeting new people, I’d love to see you come over. // Elsen Parody acc ok

[mintsdiner]

I’m trying to get Brandy to make one of these pages but he keeps telling me it’s a waste of time and then starts playing the intro to piano man really loud so he can’t hear me anymore?

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I've never been good about taking photos of myself, so instead I took one of the pies on our shelf. With a touch of editing and help from Mint, this account is now sufficient.

Hello, I am Pie! I work at the Zone 8 Diner, paying back Mint's kindness with... legal tender. That sounded weird, but it still counts, so I'll appreciate it in nongenerous amounts.

this is an elsen parody blog. he rhymes a lot. Sorry

[mintsdiner]

#MyPie

[mintsdiner]

Lucky lit my oven on fire Again.

[mintsdiner]

where is my fucking sweetie peas

[mintsdiner]

where’s that faggot I call a piano player

[mintsdiner]

Cocoa for everyojne today,