ʚ° adelante aun los horrorcitos °ɞ

˚ʚ cali•27•bi ɞ˚

[arunyi]

sanrio pixels!

[noenergytomakeheartsrace]

It is very important that your man is a little bit a lot obsessed with you btw

[mrsterlingeverything]

Sweetie your grandma deactivated last night

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

[irisharchaeology]

From a 9th century Irish manuscript, the phrase ‘massive hangover’ (Latheirt) written in the ancient Irish text Ogham. The monk must have been having a very rough day…..

Source 

[be-bhinn]

The exact translation is “ale killed us” which is somehow better

[targetedknowledge]

[popbubblepngs]

some hamsters is bugs

[headspace-hotel]

I am grumpy and sleepy

Maybe a snack will fix me

[twirlingfreckles]

men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey

[feldfrog]

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[velociraptrix]

women in STEM (shenanigans, tomfoolery, escapades, and mischief)

[heartpdfs]

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[gnusnoteunuchs]

ME: ah, fuck! these allergies are going crazy!

THE PERFIDIOUS POLLEN PARTICLE:

[fairycosmos]

sorry for my spelling errors btw. it happens when youre a passionate woman