Minty Bison

Discreetly giving you cancer

[incendavery]

every frickin night

[smokeandsong]

[gifak-net]

[age-of-awakening]

A new water breed

[thegreenwolf]

Jaguars actually love water, and are one of the few felines that happily swim.

[glackbirl-deactivated20150525]

I love how she’s just floating back up.

[danylives]

loving this concept

[agentem]

I love the Gwendoline is a) taller than everyone and b) still wears high hells to make herself EVEN TALLER than everyone. (Example: She’s only one inch taller than NCW but she’s like, “Nah I want to tower over him so he knows who is in charge.”)

[rocket-thee-stallion]

I love her ❤

[niceshibe]

i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

[chroniclearia]

Art Critic: the skull in the corner is artfully placed on the periphery of vision to symbolise the omnipresence of death, important thematically to the artist’s conception of life and mortality.

Actual Artist: aw shit, I got all this negative space, guess I’ll stick a skull there that looks pretty rad.

[cannedviennasnausage]

x

[slaughteringbunnies]

[feanor-black]

Sexual orientation: Emily Blunt doing this in Edge of Tomorrow.

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[onlytwitterpics]

[weavemama]

[gifsboom]

[dancegavindance-deactivated2019]

generally I love raccoons but this looks like an enemy from a Souls game

[saladfingerss]

[penisennui]

[livinmokotory]

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

[skylorde]

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

[coelasquid]

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

[yeoja]

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[royaleomens]

please youtube do not tempt me

[m-steraquasgf-restinpeace]

okay but if you’re ever in london and you have the chance to see a shakespeare play performed at the globe theatre itself DO IT even if you don’t think you’d dig shakespeare

if you need convincing here are a few highlights from when my family and i went to see the official globe theatre production of a midsummer night’s dream:

they cast helena as a guy (helenus), first of all. they took a straight love square between two girls and two guys and made it a love square between a girl and three guys, only one of which was white. both sets of couples get happy endings and it’s fuckin adorable

it was reimagined with an indian setting

puck had a water pistol and kept shooting at the audience

historical accuracy?? who cares everyone’s gonna dress like a modern hipster teenager

bottom and his acting troupe sung bon jovi

oh yeah also the acting troupe were reimagined as globe theatre employees with delusions of acting skills

hermia and helenus sung single ladies by beyonce

innuendos. innuendoes everywhere

oberon walked onstage for the fight between oberon and titania drunk with a half-empty bottle of schweppes

lysander spent a significant length of time in the play wandering around in just boxers and a leather jacket

oberon made out with puck

demetrius dabbed

[mousedear]

its what shakespeare would have wanted

[shiningthroughthegrey]

Can confirm, fantastic experience