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contemptible-scoundrel

saying "the age of 30 is in demand" near an elf and she looks at you with abject disgust

xcarbon

aidashakur

miiilowo

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

miiilowo

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

miiilowo

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

vivian-the-barbarian

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

miiilowo

jesus said this

demonnstein

wertfi-penguin

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

geekyhistoriansunite

ericidle

Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing

strawberry-crocodile

having just demolished a pomegranate let me say that there is a reason they've acquired such symbolic weight you have to COMMIT to eating one it's a delicate time consuming process getting the seeds out without the pith you will run your thumb over every centimeter of this fruit you will tear her open it's a careful act of precision you need enough force to break the shell apart but not enough to pop those scarlet gems and the JUICE? the TASTE? THE COLOR????? immaculate. top tier. if you hate on pomegranate imagery clearly you haven't had one recently.

mossspores

i love to learn

lickingandsuckingchristmascoins

teaboot

the four horsemen if the apocalypse was chill

escuerzoresucitado

being escorted out of town

wizardshark

The criminal has been apprehended

transmechanicus

Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!

tanoraqui

GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

#neil is that you

freegiftjones

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

chicknparm

sabertoothwalrus

asexuals I love you very much but sometimes you will get hangups about very funny things. I made a "fuck marry kill" poll and dozens of people are asking how they're supposed to vote because they don't want to fuck anyone and are asking for alternatives for that category like playing video games or drinking tea instead. but killing is totally fine

sabertoothwalrus

I love you.

keeping it basic but fuck marry kill traffic signals 🚦

fuck green marry yellow kill red

fuck green marry red kill yellow

fuck yellow marry green kill red

fuck yellow marry red kill green

fuck red marry green kill yellow

fuck red marry yellow kill green

Voting ended onAug 9

bork is on sale

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way

estro-boi

mrbuggadidhead

Purity culture is when you wear this kind of hat

susiephone

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.