Paranoid Android

[katanahime]

Actually can anyone find me one of the comic panels where Tim actually has an off-brand Sprite soda called "Spite"? I know it's not as common as Zesti, but I know it exists and I need it for Reasons.

[aliteralchicken]

[ultra-baklan-the-ovosh]

pathologic 3 bachelor route situation is crazy

[timejoshi]

ok but what is the reasoning behind it being a horse girl movie.. i wish to be enlightened

horse girl (tim) learns that her favourite Horse (bruce) is going to be killed any day now because he's so wild and untameable (having a violent grief episode) and in a desperate bid to give the Horse (bruce) one more chance the horse girl (tim) tracks down the horse trainer (dick) who once trained the Horse (bruce) into winning blue ribbons at competitions (defeating evildoers) but eventually gave up on trying to tame the Horse (bruce) because he was just too wild. please mister horse tamer (dick) you're his only hope you're the only one who ever got close to taming him... no can do horse girl (tim) my horse taming days are done i tried too long to tame that damn Horse (bruce) but it's just impossible... fine mister horse tamer (dick) I'LL do it... if you help me... i will tame the Horse (bruce)... i'll become the best horse tamer this small farm town (gotham city) ever saw

[sreppub]

i see the vision op

[holybats]

so imagine you have a cat and sometimes he'll disappear for a while and you're like 'oh no what happened to my cat,' only to find out your neighbor also feeds your cat and calls him a different name. now imagine your name is Jack Drake and that cat is your son Tim

[aystas]

arlebina

[whats-a-bear]

stole this from twitter

[secretkeeper007]

Audio Transcript:

Bugs Bunny: I’m tellin’ you, doc, they/them pussy is different

Daffy Duck: Aw, pussy is pussy. Just watch me.

*fireworks*

Daffy Duck: God damn

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[saintofpride201]

Guy's reacting like an Ace Attorney liar on the stand

[atomicmindz]

I’m sorry I had to lol

Happy Pride y’all!!

[sreppub]

when the dying place is lonely

[sreppub]

sad version if you’re nasty

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

HALLUCIJASON?!?!?

[nocontextdamianwayne]

[finnoky]

He’s a great influence (Tim broke into his flat)

[metaru-lee]

[blemgoid]

I want a game that uses Disco Elysium's same insanely well crafted narrative system and wonderful writing but it's about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor's cat in a small village in the Alps, and also Measurehead is there.

[blemgoid]

[emilyscartoons]

Monks 🤙

[arunneronthird]

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

every Dark Souls NPC conversation wver

[drilsouls]

Dubious Grandma: Shit-Ass Dead Dude... Know'st thou of Hell Fuck Castle, high in the mountains...? (laughter) It was once the domain of King Big Sad Guy, who did the Flame Thing.. Legend tells of the castle's steward, the great and terrible HorseDog, but who is to say if it still roams the halls... (solid minute of laughter) Oh, how silly of me; but of course, a new arrival in Drangranthric wouldst know not such tales... One such as thee... wouldst be better suited to sharpen the blades of the dreaded wraith of Why'd They Put Anorher FUCKIN SWAMP LEVEL Marsh..... Armor Type of Dude. That is... ifst thoust canst livest thatst longst... (five minutes of laughter; unskippable)

[yj-polycule]

Actual sibling behavior We love to see it