Adriana.

Quando troverò me stessa ve lo dirò, prometto!

[miparanoia]

Paparrucha

Tontería o cosa desatinada o sin sentido que se dice o se hace.

[miparanoia]

Aiuto, rivoglio le redini della mia vita.

[shadio]

[ilragazzostella]

Cambiare umore per dettagli che gli altri neanche colgono.

Cit. (via ilragazzostella)

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[kerameikos]

I think we broke the notes…

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

what the heLL

[yay-someoneactually]

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

[dellbby]

Its in the black hole of tumblr

[demonsmademefat-blog]

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

[septicmackiplier]

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

[biancacomeillatteneracomelamorte]

“Ma in fondo io ci spero ancora che tu ci sia nel mio domani.”

— Cesare Cremonini

[squided]

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

[daydream-in-lilac-deactivated20]

I get the feeling someone replaced all the photos but it makes this post so much better.

[egberts]

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

[fave-la]

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

[calliestrider]

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*

[patrickvanstumple]

Sarah Smiles // Panic! At The Disco

[shorten]

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

[awesome-picz]

Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their Crimes.

[eminentauthenticity]

sorry this is so much better than the dog one 

[spaceisadisgrace-deactivated201]

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

I fucking love these people.

[seekelsey]

[rickgrimesbabyface]

I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this 

[miparanoia]

Non mi ricordavo quanto fosse rilassante parlare da soli davanti allo specchio per sfogare la propria rabbia.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[bigduckenergy]

You guys are fucking silly

and I’m gonna prove it!

Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-

I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, it’s positively appal-

[g0h0st]

IT GOT BETTER.

[milas-universe]

[famouslifequotes]