hey its me miracle matter from the

2000 hit game kirby 64

[miraclematterinreallife]

hi

i cycle fandoms every couple of months. i likely won't post very often unless i have a whim. i doodle sometimes, nothing fancy but it's fun. have a good life :]

prouns. it & she. peace

my GOATlist under the cut:

Minecraft Far Lands (yes I'm singling out the Far Lands specifically)

MOTHER: Cognitive Dissonance

Mega Man (mostly Classic, Zero, and Battle Network)

Fantasy Zone

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

Nuclear Throne

Cyborg 009 (mostly 2001, 1979 & manga)

Flight Rising

Pizza Tower

Antonblast

Bone (Jeff Smith)

Fallen London

Minesweeper Plus

there's other things i like too but these are my GOATs. the GOATlist changes over time as my main interests cycle, it happens xd

note to self: get into kamen rider and fullmetal alchemist eventually you dingus you!!!!!

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You have just lost use of this random kitchen item/ implement how screwed are you in terms of cooking?

https://wheelofnames.com/ry4-3s4

The wheel is completed but if you the mod want to change it at all feel free and I couldn't figure out how to get the link to work properly even un-anoned.

Thanks, have a nice day and drink some water

You have just lost use of this random kitchen item/implement!

how screwed are you in terms of cooking?

I'm not screwed at all surprisingly!

I'm fine because I never use this

It'll be annoying but I'm fine

I'M SO SCREWED. SO SCREWED.

results/other

Voting ended onAug 15

[miraclematterinreallife]

i'm gonna have to go fetch a pail of water from the village well now

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[mossworm]

you’ve heard of final fantasy 10 - 2 now get ready for mother 1 - 2: ninten and uncle geeger’s big day out

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have to dress in this style for the rest of your life!

(you do not have to follow the beliefs associated with the style if that style has associated beliefs. The wheel curse does not affect anything like that.)

Do you like it?

yes!!

it's okay I guess

no

NO.

I dress like this already

results/other/unsure

Voting ended onAug 6

[miraclematterinreallife]

favorite obscure genre of netizen: people who just learned the phrase "author's barely disguised fetish" and think they see it literally everywhere that has a recurring theme or motif or any sort of focus on anything and isn't just something that tries so hard to have a universal appeal that it reduces itself to indistinct sludge

[miraclematterinreallife]

"ummmm...guys! i think the mario devs have a mushroom fetish 🤨🔎"

[miraclematterinreallife]

that first one was a made up example by the way.

on the other hand of this obscure variety of commenter, you have the ones who look at anything that isn't familar or generic or "safe" and accuse it of being fetishistic because they can't imagine having an uncommon interest or focus without it being sexually motivated...but their pool of reference is so small that they accuse the most basic of "non-mainstream" media to be deviant

[miraclematterinreallife]

real example i saw in a youtube comment section (paraphrased):

"The Fly is a barely disguised fetish work"

ok i'll hear you out. perhaps you will bring up the niche online community that really likes it when someone turns into something else?

"it's so scawy and how could make something so scawy unless you were into it 🥺"

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE HORROR GENRE IS

[miraclematterinreallife]

favorite obscure genre of netizen: people who just learned the phrase "author's barely disguised fetish" and think they see it literally everywhere that has a recurring theme or motif or any sort of focus on anything and isn't just something that tries so hard to have a universal appeal that it reduces itself to indistinct sludge

[miraclematterinreallife]

"ummmm...guys! i think the mario devs have a mushroom fetish 🤨🔎"

[miraclematterinreallife]

that first one was a made up example by the way.

on the other hand of this obscure variety of commenter, you have the ones who look at anything that isn't familar or generic or "safe" and accuse it of being fetishistic because they can't imagine having an uncommon interest or focus without it being sexually motivated...but their pool of reference is so small that they accuse the most basic of "non-mainstream" media to be deviant

[miraclematterinreallife]

favorite obscure genre of netizen: people who just learned the phrase "author's barely disguised fetish" and think they see it literally everywhere that has a recurring theme or motif or any sort of focus on anything and isn't just something that tries so hard to have a universal appeal that it reduces itself to indistinct sludge

[miraclematterinreallife]

"ummmm...guys! i think the mario devs have a mushroom fetish 🤨🔎"

[miraclematterinreallife]

favorite obscure genre of netizen: people who just learned the phrase "author's barely disguised fetish" and think they see it literally everywhere that has a recurring theme or motif or any sort of focus on anything and isn't just something that tries so hard to have a universal appeal that it reduces itself to indistinct sludge

[the-diary-of-vivienne]

[weirdmageddon]

[miraclematterinreallife]

remember that relating to a character is an entirely all-or-nothing affair. if you say you relate to a character to even a small degree, that is an automatic and unrenounceable admission of having committed every single deed which that character has also committed, with zero exceptions whatsoever.

for example, i use miracle matter from kirby 64 as my personal mascot, not because of its signature ability to actively switch between a set of appearances for similar yet differing purposes while still having an ultimate core self, but because i legitimately have 20 eyes and have thrown hands with fairies and spherical pink toddlers in real life

[miraclematterinreallife]

there were times in my life that my head felt clouded by despair and uncertainty and i would internally compare it to the static of giygas. this means that i have sent an entire robot army at 4 children and have almost eaten the entire universe. real fact #999999 on the snapple bottle cap

[miraclematterinreallife]

remember that relating to a character is an entirely all-or-nothing affair. if you say you relate to a character to even a small degree, that is an automatic and unrenounceable admission of having committed every single deed which that character has also committed, with zero exceptions whatsoever.

for example, i use miracle matter from kirby 64 as my personal mascot, not because of its signature ability to actively switch between a set of appearances for similar yet differing purposes while still having an ultimate core self, but because i legitimately have 20 eyes and have thrown hands with fairies and spherical pink toddlers in real life

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think that we as a society should get more comfortable with the idea that sometimes our friends will be attracted to us and sometimes we will be attracted to our friends and nothing needs to come of that.

You don't have to date. You don't have to stop being friends. You can just keep hanging out. Self control and respect exists.

And sometimes you will date your friend and figure out that your dynamic worked better when you were friends. And then you can go back to being friends. It's really quite simple. Mature and cool, even.

[miseriathome]

Even requited attraction doesn't need to be acted upon. Two people can be mutually attracted to each other and still decide not to date or not to change the dynamic of their friendship. People who are dating can mutually decide it worked better as a friendship, even if the attraction persists.

Feelings are just feelings. Not all feelings need to be realized as actions. It's very mature and cool to still treat people like people even after learning about their feelings, whatever they are.

[maidthings]

happy winter solstice

[maidthings]

Southern Hemisphere - Wikipedia