MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS

AlL uP aNd MoThErFuCkInG aFfIlIaTeD wItH aOd HoNk AlL uP iN rOoM 171.

[piningsister-blog]

                         when i wake up                           somebody else                    i’m  afraid                          might take my place

[miraclesome]

"i can't believe i missed it."

"THE MOTHERFUCKIN DARK CARNIVAL IS ALL UP ALMOST IN MY MOTHERFUCKIN GRASP AND I MISSED IT."

[sidestuiff]

Send 'SPIT IT OUT!' and I'll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blur it out to you!

It’s gonna be a mixed bag. Go with caution!

Numbers: 1 - 50

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[empathmoineau]

In honor of Sexual Sunday, you guys should ask muse awkward sexy questions.

[cittamemes]

Send me a word plus 'Headcanon' and I'll give a headcanon based on that word.

[fearcomeswithimagination-deacti]

Headcanons

[miraclesome]

Send ✚ for a HEALTH headcanon. Send ♕ for a CHILDHOOD headcanon. Send ✿ for a HAPPINESS headcanon. Send ␛ for an ANGER headcanon. Send ♆ for a BODY headcanon. Send ϡ for a MENTAL STATE headcanon. Send ღ for a LOVE/SEXUALITY headcanon. Send † for a RELIGION headcanon. Send ✄ for a PET PEEVE headcanon. Send ☂;meme for a FOOD headcanon.

[rp-ask-box-memes-blog-blog-blog]

SEND ☼ TO HEAR THE WORDS THAT MY MUSE WOULD WHISPER TO YOURS ONLY WHEN YOUR MUSE IS FAST ASLEEP

[scarletxspider-deactivated20131]

send me a ✿ and i’ll generate a number

1: aggressive kiss

2: all over kiss

3: back kiss

4: cheek kiss

5: eyelid kiss

6: fingers kiss

7: firm kiss

8: first kiss

9: forehead kiss

10: french kiss

11: gentle kiss

12: ghost kiss

13: hand kiss

14: jawline kiss

15: last kiss

16: neck kiss

17: rain kiss

18: stomach kiss

19: underwater kiss

20: upside down kiss

[tinybruiser]

She placed a hand on her hip. Who even was this guy and how did he manage to get to a school for the elite of the elite? But she wasn’t one to underestimate others. For all that she could know, this guy could be an amazing physicist or the creator of some life saving medicine. The eccentric ones were always those who created something new.

"You gonna tell me your talent then, dude?"

Oops! She realized she hadn’t even really introduced herself.

"The name’s Rin by the way. I guess. I already know I’ll never be able to forget you, so might as well form some memories, right?"

[miraclesome]

you up and stare at this girl with a big ol' smile lingering across your makeup covered face. she seems like a cool chick you could definitely get your friendship on with. plus her hair looks soft as a motherfucker, like strings of golden hay or some shit like that. motherfucking miraculous woven wigs of wonder all up on her globe.

you then realize you spaced out staring at her hair, and continue the conversation.

"motherfuckin talents? man, i got me some mad juggling skills. and some mad jugglating skills too, honk. i tried mastering the motherfuckin one-wheeled unicycle bike thing, but my legs didn't reach those motherfuckin pedals and that shit didn't work right the fuck out at all."

"my name's gamzee. nice to motherfuckin meet ya."

[miraclesome]

You are one if the best Gamzee rpers I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot.

you're a motherfuckin miracle, brother.

[miraclesome]

excellent'e me man!

thanks motherfucker

YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKIN BITCHTITS TOO

[teablades]

How do you think I portray my muse?

[rp-ask-box-memes-blog-blog-blog]

SEND ☼ TO HEAR THE WORDS THAT MY MUSE WOULD WHISPER TO YOURS ONLY WHEN YOUR MUSE IS FAST ASLEEP

[stavemahou]

"Are you serious. Are you fucking kidding me. Then just what DOES it mean then, if you’re so smart?

[miraclesome]

"LITERALLY?"

"it means all serious-like. LIKE SOMETHING THAT AIN'T A MOTHERFUCKIN JEST OR NOTHING. an actual motherfuckin thing."

[intheshadowofdamnation]

At this point, he’s completely forgotten what this guy had originally been talking about. Nodding slowly, Dean continues to stare at the horns. “Had ‘em since you were a grub… thinkpan…” Repeats the words as if he understands. “Good, good to know.” Pauses. “So, uh… just curious… what country you come from? I’ve seen plenty of different people, but… I gotta say,” Purses his lips, “None quite as 'motherfuckin' unique as you.”

[miraclesome]

you stare right the fuck back at this motherfucker as he stares all up into your eyes. well, not really your eyes exactly. honk. kinda more like your horns and your teeth and your skin. a little bit at your eyes. you have half a mind just to motherfucking do something about the staring. HONK. do something about it so he won't wanna stare at your highblood motherfucking self again. honk. but then he asks you an intriguing fucking question and you can't all up and be rude to your new friend.

"COUNTRY? i ain't knowing what the motherfuck that shit is, brother. BUT I'M FROM A PLACE I'M PRETTY MOTHERFUCKIN SURE YOU AIN'T NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE. and i thank you for the compliment, my pasty skinned motherfucker. I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN SPECIAL MOTHERFUCKIN SNOWFLAKE UP IN THIS BITCH. a regular metamorphosed grub fly."

[stavemahou]

"Literally what the fuck is wrong with you guys."

[miraclesome]

"i don't think that word is meaning what you're motherfuckin thinking it's meaning up in your thinkpan there."

[intheshadowofdamnation]

Stares. Stares really hard. Stares the hardest. Then finally says, “…those gaudy-ass horns are fake, right?”

[miraclesome]

"these motherfuckers?"

"THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE REAL AS MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER." "had them since i was a grub." "EVER SINCE I CAN MOTHERFUCKIN RECALL." "far back as my thinkpan goes i had these."