Anakin stop panakin

I may not know much, but I know gender is an illusion you can choose to engage in or ignore. Lucy, 27 (they/she).

[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[kosmogrl]

june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be

[verenakauer]

Grace mentioning to Rocky that he used to watch his ship every evening after they parted ways (and do complex math to figure out when he's going to lose sight of it completely). Grace is. a little bit embarrassed about the whole thing.

Rocky is ecstatic.

"Grace watched Rocky sleep, question? Even though we were apart??"

"...yeah. Yeah, pal, I guess I did."

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

happy wash your fucking water bottle wednesday

[notthestarwar]

THE MOUTHPIECE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT BIT

Please guys I'm begging you

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[jaxkwithanx]

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

me as a mom

[blairwitchapologist]

i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen

[theartintrying]

au where dennis runs away from nebraska and meets robby while hitchhiking

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[wizard-loving-wizard]

every purpee citizen that meets darkness man:

[vetchtibbles]

a moment of silence for my roommate who has to endure me doing linguistics homework. out loud. making sounds with parts of my mouth and throat I didn’t even realise I could use to make sounds. repeatedly and with passion

[teacupsandcyanide]

i think the moment of silence needs to come directly from you on this one

[stjohnstarling]

Who wants to get fucked up on the green neolithic slime that makes you hallucinate to death?

[neotrances-deactivated]

sorry for being a bad exchristian i don’t know any bible facts

[neotrances-deactivated]

he turned water into wine once

[eclogues]

who..?

[st4lker]

Jungkook

[noah-wyles]

"Ladies and gentlemen, a baby is not a life preserver. You don't throw a drowning man a baby. In fact, I remember my sister had her fourth kid, I said 'What's it like?' she goes 'Imagine you're drowning in a swimming pool and somebody throws you a baby."

Noah Wyle talking about people's theory that Robby will adopt Baby Jane Doe.

[julykings]

itchy !!!!!!!

[splattsmatt]

mouse boy