Bro I just really wanna see a scene with Tikki, Plagg, and Master Fu sitting around eating cheese and macarons and complaining about how thick Adrien and Marinette are like
Plagg: ahhh! I canāt stand it anymore! Adr ā *burps* ā I mean, Chat Noir doesnāt even realize that the girl heās constantly moony eyed over is the same one that sits behind him in class! And I have to hear about it ALL the time. āLadybug is AMAZING. Someday Ladybug will love me. If only Ladybug would give me a chance!ā Sometimes I just want to scream, āOPEN YOUR EYES! SHEāS RIGHT THERE!ā [swallows an entire block of cheese] I love the kid even more than camembert, but heās got to be the most boneheaded miraculous owner Iāve ever had.
Tikki: My owner is very smart! She just ... canāt realize this one very obvious thing. I donāt understand how she doesnāt see it.
Fu: I suppose that people see only what they wish to see. [sips tea]
Plagg; Yeah, but wouldnāt they *want* to see this? I mean, theyāre head over heels for each other and they donāt even know it.
Tikki: My owner has photos of Adrien all over her room, and she sees Chat Noir almost every day! I thought she would put the two together by now. Sheās usually very good at figuring things out.
Plagg: At least Chat Noir looks kind of different when heās transformed. Ladybug looks exactly the same, except with a mask.
Tikki: I know. But itās a good thing that their identities are still a secret.
Plagg: I guess itās lucky for us that those two are so blind, then.
Tikki: What do you mean, Master?
Fu: I chose to entrust the miraculous with Adrien and Marinette for two reasons. One, they showed compassion to a stranger in need ā just as a true hero should. And two ... [sips tea] ... they are both very dumb.
Fu: As long as Adrien and Marinette remain ignorant, they remain safe. For that, we can be grateful.
Plagg: ... itās still super annoying, though.
Fu: Indeed. Hella annoying.
Tikki: I know their identities must remain a secret, but oh! I do hope they realize someday that their feelings are mutual! Theyāre made for each other. Iāve always thought so.
Plagg: Couldnāt we at least nudge my owner in Marinetteās direction? I mean, he makes me wanna barf when he gets sappy so I canāt even imagine how horrible it would be if he actually had a girlfriend, but ... even I know that this ājust a friendā stuff is nonsense. Heās got a thing for Marinette.
Tikki: And maybe if Adrien fell in love with Marinette, he would get over Ladybug, and they would work even better together as partners! Master Fu, can we count on your help to bring our owners together?
Fu: Actually, Iām a Lukanette shipper.
Plagg: What? No way! Thatās too much blue hair for one relationship.
Fu: Iām also a Plikki shipper.
Plagg: Plik ... ? OHH. [scoots closer to Tikki] Hey, sugar cube, wanna give ME some sugar?
Tikki: [sighs] Now I know how Ladybug feels.
Plagg: Hey Adrien, Master Fu said you were dumb! Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Also, Tikkiās my girlfriend now.