icanreachpluto

“We’re here, we’re queer and we’re full of existential fear” What up my names Jared and I'm no longer 19 🏳️‍🌈Bi🏳️‍🌈 *insert relatable content here*

[dwsa-hnngh]

lowkey impressive that dan and phil can tell a whole 25 minute story about their vomit-diarrhea couple’s vacation disaster without ever outright saying vomit, diarrhea, or couple’s vacation

[willgrahamscock]

This discourse telling bi women to leave their boyfriends at home during pride is absolutely ridiculous for so many reasons, main one being is that allies are allowed to go to pride, you know that right? People have to also let go of this idea that they can 'tell' who is queer. No you can't! Plenty of trans men pass as cis men, and plenty of bi women date bi men.

[willgrahamscock]

Shocking news: Bisexual women actually like their boyfriends and want to spend time with him.

[willgrahamscock]

Incredibly important tag

[pigeon-girl-punk]

As protests start ramping up and violence escalates please remember:

DO NOT PUT MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR PEPPER SPRAY OR TEAR GAS.

It can and will cause infection due to bacteria. Flush with water, distilled if possible, and never EVER wear contact lenses to protests where there may be police retaliation.

Please reblog. It may save someone's sight.

[chainmail-butch]

Water reactivates pepper spray and it will hurt like hell. Use saline. It will still hurt like hell but you'll get it over with faster. Here's another link with treatment solutions.

[freeshavacado]

you can only reblog this today

[tomfrogisblue]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

A bit ago Richas asked Philza to help him go on a mission to Egg Island to find Cellbit.

Richas and Pomme are the only eggs missing.

Cellbit and Baghera are the only islanders officially missing (as seen on posters in spawn just before the prison event).

DO YOU SEE THE VISION?

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

[give-soup-please]

raise a glass to the posts you love that end up deleted. to the fanart and fanfics you lose track of and can't locate. to the blogs you used to look through that ended up unexpectedly disappearing. to the things you didn't archive because you always assumed they'd be there.

[reptil-enjoyer]

[icantrytoreachvenus]

Here's to another year; the expectations are low but dont let that stop the disappointment.

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[hazoret]

it’s time

[icantrytoreachvenus]

So has anyone else noticed that 'The Villians of Valley View' is just The Wizards of Waverly Place' in a different font, or is that just me??

[tikkety-tok]

[we-love-gaming]

[babblingfishes]

POST CHANGELOG 2021-04-04:

no longer violates the geneva convention

[pikky126]

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[oilux]

every once and a while twitter is genuinely enjoyable

[azuremist]

I think that Misha Collins misspeaking, coming out as bisexual on complete accident, then correcting himself on Twitter once tumblr had already imploded is actually the funniest series of events that could have possibly come out of any of this. Great work everybody

[icantrytoreachvenus]

Wish this was on my 2022 bingo card

[puppetxy-deactivated20230714]

And have a happy Dannypocalypse 2022 I guess

[goobra]

my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.