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01-14-2019

Me playing d&d: “Listen, I know you struggle with this, but the DM wants us to make a perception roll. Do you think we can handle it? Do we think we can maybe, just maybe, roll at least above a 10? For me? Please?”

My d&d character, spitting in my face: “Fuck you. I have never perceived anything in my life and I’m sure as hell not going to start now. Now I will roll a 7.”

battlecrazed-axe-mage

Your dice have made a character building decision and they need you to respect that

whitepeopletwitter

moldroach

quagsire is sending you hugs!

witchdoodle

the only valid d&d experience

dm: this npc’s name is jamedi cosko players: right, jumanji costco

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#disneyworld #waltdisneyworld #mainstreet #magickingdom #fall #autumn #disneygram #instadisney #disneyday #disneyland

languageoclock

dark duolingo show me the forbidden bonus skills

langsandlit

did-you-know

Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source

shinyrock6498

And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

hatchibomitar

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car

beyonslayed

Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

altonzm-deactivated20170213

they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)

beyonslayed

Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here