funny, but gay

Aly - she/her - queer - UK

[mister-e-muss]

Average Danganronpa investigation be like:

Kyoko: That’s a corpse.

Makoto: A corpse?

Kyoko: In other words, a dead body.

Makoto: A dead body. . .

Makoto, internally: Not just a dead body, but a body that was dead.

<Yo that guy is dead as fuck] has been added to your Truth Bullets.

[emery-matsushita-vt]

Average Danganronpa class trial be like:

Kyoko: Do you remember when I told you about the corpse?

[flashback]

Kyoko: That’s a corpse.

Makoto: A corpse?

Kyoko: In other words, a dead body.

Makoto: A dead body. . .

Makoto, internally: Not just a dead body, but a body that was dead.

[flashback ends]

Makoto: That's right, you said a corpse was a dead body.

Kyoko: Well, there's one other thing you need to know about corpses.

Kyoko: They can't move.

Aoi: Whoa, really? I didn't know that!

Makoto: They can't move...?

Makoto: But wait, then that means...

Somebody else moved the body

Yasuhiro killed them

Anchovies are green

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[weirdgirl247]

every year small towns and indigenous communities across canada are burnt to nothing by horrific wildfires and americans go on the internet to complain about it and blame us bc the smoke has spread to their state. i’m so tired.

go yell at mark carney or your own local politicians about climate change and urge them to do more to stop it. the namaygoosisagagun first nation had their community destroyed today. you can find a link to donate to them here. donate to your local food bank. go to the beach next week when the smoke clears and you don’t have to think about it anymore while the people who’s lives have been destroyed will have to pick up the pieces and try to move forward when we are already in a huge cost of living crisis across the country.

[weirdgirl247]

rbing with other places you can donate to to support those impacted by the fires!

true north aid (an organization aimed at providing support to remote/northern indigenous people in canada)

canadian red cross wildfire fund

ontario spca and humane society (links to their donate page specifically aimed at supporting pets and animals in areas impacted by the fires)

and the anishinabek nation’s page where you can donate to support the namaygoosisagagun nation who had their land destroyed by the fires is still accepting donations

[peachfromcmbyn]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[ieafy]

River ecosystems 🌿.

[wreegis]

there was an incident at work today

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

[mossmittens]

[virtualgirladvance]

Not his name

[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[shamholic]

THE MUNCHERRR

[wifehaver103947]

Awhoahh idid not know this

[wifehaver103947]

[newenglandotaku]

[amaros-system]

izutsumi is fucking drowning

[sadomarxist]

This ain't about her.

[izzetheking]

So you don't care about leafs/berrys no more?... Lol..

ok when did i say that

[artnyuta]

I already miss this city.