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im a baby monkey i live in nyc

[miradna]

Yeerrrrrrr

[miradna]

I’m back from being mentally ill to share I’ve rescued a pigeon and I love her so much. Her name’s Gigi, named after Gigi Hadid of course !

She’s juvenile and only started cooing today. I will give her a wonderful life, and she’ll never have to feel scared or alone again

[miradna]

She flew away while I was in Bali but she apparently flew higher than the Witness had seen any bird fly before and that’s what I call a successful rehab ladies and gents

[joepieweed]

[miradna]

Hey!

[memeartisan]

[aflo]

[madeofklay]

Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said "When the teacher forgets to assign homework" before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling. I don't understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head

[miradna]

remember when my URL was merrychinkmas ha ha couldn’t get away with that now am I right or what

[miradna]

I’m back from being mentally ill to share I’ve rescued a pigeon and I love her so much. Her name’s Gigi, named after Gigi Hadid of course !

She’s juvenile and only started cooing today. I will give her a wonderful life, and she’ll never have to feel scared or alone again

[miradna]

I’ve been wanting to start fights lately 🤔

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[miradna]

Now I’m playing Minecraft and I died yesterday but my cat’s still following me. It’s been really traumatizing actually.

[miradna]

I just binge played bugsnax for a few days cus it’s leaving gamepass and uhhhh not what I was expecting lemme tell u

[miradna]

my fav cursed muscle memory habit is closing an app and immediately reopening it because everyone fucking does it

[miradna]

Ok I’m drunk idk 🥳🥳👈👈👈👉👉👉👉👤

[miradna]

i just peeked into my drafts and i wrote like 4 years ago that the amount of time i spend on tumblr weirdly correlates to how mentally ill im not. how insightful of me lmfao

[miradna]

current obsessions: 1. oreos and milk 2. breath of the wild

[miradna]

AND this dude no joke drops shit on the floor at least twice a day and he didn’t understand that our cordless vacuum has … a normal vacuum attachment. He dead used the smaller attachment that’s like 3-in big to clean his room. I could go on forever