Chris Traeger ☜(°ヮ°☜)

(Miranda)-1/4 of the Dream Meme Team.-

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pagesixlovers]

Fell out of bed 🛌 butterfly 🦋 bandage 🤕 but don't worry 😉 you'll never remember your head 🧠is far too blurry

[psvlms]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Mated turtles share their shells!

Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

[gay-for-toasters]

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

[facts-i-just-made-up]

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

Call me problematique or whatever but I’m always gonna have reservations about pansexual and other variations (poly/omni/multi/etc.) because its origins comes from a misunderstanding of bisexuality and bisexual history, as well as transphobia. Like frankly people are gonna continue to use those terms regardless and in tandem with ID’ing as bi, but I need y’all to stop treating bisexuality as less inclusive and maybe do some research on ye olde google because I’m tiredt of it.

[carosarchive-deactivated2020060]

Pixar + making grown adults cry

[latinexplains]

Significant weight loss in children that went largely unnoticed by the facility medical staff, including a 16-month-old baby who lost nearly a third of his body weight over 10 days during a diarrheal disease but was never given IV fluids or sent to an emergency room. (Source)

• A 27-day-old baby who had a seizure from bleeding inside his skull that was missed by the facility on arrival.

• Numerous children who suffered severe finger injuries while confined in a facility that was designed as a medium-security prison for adults.

• Not to mention the trauma every child that are and been in these cages will forever endure. Not to mention them be putting up for adoption and never returning to their families. NOT TO MENTION THE MANY ALREADY DEAD CHILDREN.

ABOLISH ICE. FUCK TRUMP. FUCK REPUBLICANS. AND EVERY OTHER EVIL SUPPORTING THIS. DONATE TO HELP THESE FAMILIES CASES

[7borreguitos]

[paxamericana]

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Who the fuck sits around thinking it’d be a good idea to impoverish future generations out of jealousy???

[pandioncristatus]

FOR LARRY WALTERS, WHO DREAMED SINCE HE WAS A CHILD OF USING BALLOONS TO FLY; WHO IN 1982 SPEND FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS OF HIS TRUCK-DRIVING DELIVERYMAN SALARY TO BUY SUPPLIES, INCLUDING ONE LAWN CHAIR, FORTY-TWO BALLOONS, AND A HELIUM TANK, WHICH HE USED TO INFLATE THE BALLOONS, ARRANGING THEM IN A RING AROUND THE LAWN CHAIR, A STURDY ALUMINUM TYPE FROM SEARS, IN WHICH HE LAUNCHED HIMSELF ALONG WITH HIS PELLET GUN AND WATER JUGS A THOUSAND FEET A MINUTE INTO THE CALIFORNIA SKY, WITH THE GOAL OF CLEARING THE SAN GABRIEL MOUNTAINS TO REACH THE MOJAVE; WHO AGAINST ALL ODDS FLEW, FROM A BACKYARD IN SAN PEDRO TO LONG BEACH, AN IMPERFECT MAN ON AN IMPERFECT FLIGHT PATH, WHO BROUGHT HIS CAMERA BUT DIDN’T USE IT; WHO, UPON HIS ARREST BY THE LONG BEACH POLICE, WAS QUOTED AS SAYING A MAN CAN’T JUST SIT AROUND…..

FUCK YES LARRY YOU DID IT BABY

Amelia Gray - FOR LARRY

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[mysharona1987]

The French always know how to expertly diss people, tho.

[funeralpunk]

shots fired

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[xekstrin]

haywooding:

geoff and jack apologize to each other after fighting in let’s play live rehearsal

[starship-goldfish]

The economic realities of Baby boomers versus Millennials 

[c-bassmeow]

that comment has had me thinking for days… like im reblogging this shit a week later from my likes cus its the PERFECT analogy 

[cowgrrll-archive-blog]

y'all thought the guy who played pennywise was sexy, i ain’t forget

[xbox-nun]

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

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[thebootydiaries]

brothers in public will be protective alpha males over u if a man even BREATHES near u but at home they chase u around the house begging to crack ur toe knuckles