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NOTE: they exist in their own world. A summary is being written (WIP)
"Fuck me, beat me, adore me, despise me, shame me, praise me, reject me, accept me, select me, ignore me, kill me. I will be bathed in sublime light."
"I understand you, yes. I mean, if I’m right, I think I understand you. You’re like me and I’m like you. We aren’t happy. The atmosphere around us is stifling. We pretend there’s nothing wrong, but there is. What’s wrong? We’re being fucking stifled. You let off steam your own way. I beat the shit out of people or let them beat the shit out of me. But the fights I get into aren’t just any fights, they’re fucking apocalyptic mayhem. I’m going to tell you a secret. Sometimes I go out at night, to bars you can’t even imagine. And then the inevitable happens. Two or three vultures ask me to step outside. And then the shit kicking begins. I know it and I don’t care. Sometimes they’re the ones who get the worst of it, especially when I have my gun. Other times it’s me. I don’t give a fuck. I need the fucking release. Sometimes my friends, the few friends I have, tell me I should be careful, I’m a time bomb, I’m a masochist. One of them, someone I was really close to, told me that only somebody like me could get away with what I do. The truth is, I don’t have friends. I don’t want any. At least, I’d rather not have friends who’re Topaxitlin. Topaxitlin are rotten inside, did you know? Every last one of them. No one escapes. From the head of the council to that clown Prince Ayden. If I were Prince Ayden, you know what I’d do? I’d launch an attack with my whole army on any city under Topaxi, so long as it had a strong military garrison. And there I’d sacrifice my poor troops then throw myself off into the sea. By the way, what books do you read? I used to read everything, I read all the time. Now all I read is poetry. Poetry is the one thing that isn’t contaminated, the one thing that isn’t part of the game. I don’t know if you follow me. Only poetry, and let me be clear, only some of it, is good for you, only poetry isn’t shit. Anyway, another bottle of mezcal, please."
"I think I miss Nico Yazawa."
kinda shit Claudio has his homies doing:
its 3am and ur muse hears a knock on their window and open it up to hearin claudio singin "IM ROLLIN DOWN A LONELY HIGHWAY" while hes dressed like dis
@hadobreeze replied to your post “ALSO TO SAY IT AGAIN, A CUTESY GIRLY GIRL PAIRING...”:
Prove it make Claudio put on the open button up neow
he gon be on his knees in the snow wit da open silk shirt beggin and pleadin and then itll cut to him in a white suit dancing in front of a green screen of some mountains and oceans
@kamiikage replied to your post “@kamiikage replied to your post “thinking about...”:
god forbid girls have hobbies!!!! 😔
her hobby of tormenting a poor widdle puppy who has never done anything wrong ever and we yes WE support through ALL his good and ethical and well thought out decisions </3
@kamiikage replied to your post “thinking about those early claudio days and how...”:
HELEN CATCHING STRAYS WHEN SHE ISNT HERE TO DEFEND HERSELF IS CRAZY
YOU SAYIN THIS LIKE SHE AINT KEPT HIM LOCKED IN HER APARTMENT TO GIVE HIM ALCOHOL WITHDRAWAL ONCE
thinking about those early claudio days and how they are the reason he's both got a fetish for and is deeply afraid of nuns.
@worldscrossroads replied to your post “another tidbit while im at it: claudio running his...”:
Just because one's morals are in a different currency doesn't mean they're bankrupt, after all -
"I been in that position before and I don't wanna be part of the problem. This is a clean dirty business I'm running."
another tidbit while im at it: claudio running his gang as an ideologically focused organization comes with some other quirks like how he explicitly enforces his rule that no one working under him should use, say, debt with the gang as a way to coerce their clients beyond making them work it off through their legal fronts like clubs and bars or as leverage to join the gang proper and forgive all debts entirely.
"our business is illegal, not immoral."
"RM sleeve, no diamonds are needed."
Claudio also doesn't own fancy shit to flex his wealth, he basically still looks like a broke bum and prefers to live in a rundown flat despite owning a mansion for the gang's use and the only cars he buys for his collection are obscure and weird bullshit that no one but car historians would care about like his DINA D1. Partly because he wants to present himself as 'for the neighborhood' and partly because he hates flexing and thinks it's an easy way to be a mark. Also, he just loves his life as a bum and no amount of money will change that.
also this is a silly shipping wishlist but i think claudio x nicole zzz would be funny as hell bc it's like going "my loan shark is always telling me he's cutting my debt by half and when i am late for my pay installments he says don't worry about it and then sometimes he just shows up with jewelry as 'tokens of gratitude for being a loyal client' and saying 'you know this is worth 50k if you pawn it off' and it's very strange?"
btw 2666 is my fave latam novel of all time. one day i wanna own the sp first edition, the jp first edition, and this cn collection edition bc they look sick as hell.
book collection kinda all over the place
ALSO TO SAY IT AGAIN, A CUTESY GIRLY GIRL PAIRING UP WITH CLAUDIO WILL NOT "SOFTEN UP" NOR "TAME" CLAUDIO, BECAUSE I DO NOT FW THE IMPLICATIONS OF THAT LANGUAGE. CLAUDIO IS BY DEFAULT A SOFT AND GENTLE LOVER (IF YOU HAVE HIS HEART AS A LOVER AND NOT JUST HIS BODY AS A FLING) LIKE THIS BOY GREW UP ON SILK SHIRT R&B AND YEARNING CUMBIAS HE'S THE BRING YA GIRL FLOWERS TO VISIT TYPE FROM THE JUMP.