Madgin-as always

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bob-belcher]

[sototallyoveritliketotallyoveri]

you can see the hesitation where he doesn’t want to waste perfectly good teabags. 

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

you know you’re british when your britishness gets in the way of your britishing 

[firedrill]

[niknak79]

[richist-deactivated20150511]

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

[drinklust]

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

[stolenkissesprettyliesx]

this is my favourite post on this whole goddamn website

[constablereggy]

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

[justmyflawedlogic-deactivated20]

[shmapey-deactivated20140329]

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

[sadgrl]

[rainbowdress]

[mattsgifs]

[cali-cocaine]

Ooops

[brice-h-deactivated20160703]

lol

[studywithnessa]

oh shit

[elmikare]

That’s 6 McChickens. Let’s see how this plays out.

[sandandglass]

Fresh Off The Boat s01e10

[slightlyoddbutcharming]

I think it’s time to start watching this show

[crrocs]

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

[evilsmurfnope-deactivated202001]

Vodka?

[crrocs]

Yes

[mirjamike-blog]

Snape: You're spoiled, just like your father.

Harry: Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you over me being sTARVED AND LITERALLY LOCKED IN A CUPBOARD FOR 10 YEARS.

Snape:

Harry:

Snape: I was friendzoned by your mother.

Harry: Albus Severus it is!

[emmawathson-deactivated20160417]

[edwardspoonhands]

I just saw this on Reddit and I felt a little like people thought this was a new idea, but just wanted to say it originated in the 1860s when John Godfrey Saxe wrote, “Laws, like sausages, cease to inspire respect in proportion as we know how they are made.” Saxe was a lawyer and a poet…a mix we don’t get enough these days.

[mirjamike-blog]

Theater kids the week before the show: This whole damn show is going to shit. The leads don't show up to rehearsal, nobody knows their lines, not one person has bothered to listen to the soundtrack at home. Don't even bother coming to the show it'll be a waste of your money it'll be a major fucking disaster

Theater kids the week of the show: It's coming along really great! This show is so much fun, and we can't wait to finally reveal all of our hard work to everyone! I can't wait to see you there I'm sure you're gonna love it :)