no.

|| simone || 30s || any pronouns || just here for the memes ||

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[sarcoptid]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[queer-cosette]

this post makes me snort every single time

[ashleysolsen]

MEGAN FOX AS JENNIFER CHECK JENNIFER’S BODY, 2009

[lesbianjaxsondart]

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

[theinternetarchive]

pins collected by dr. hilda a. hidalgo during her years of lesbian activism, c. 1970s.

[daddyfuckedme]

[sunsetbuddie]

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

[userparallels]

PRETTY WOMAN (1990) dir. Garry Marshall ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[six-demon-bag]

TJ MIKELOGAN'S HALLOWEEN HORROR 2025 EVENT | DAY 27: HORROR SUBGENRES

FOUND FOOTAGE <100k watched

The Deep House (2021) dir. Julien Maury, Alexandre Bustillo Deadstream (2022) dir. Joseph Winter, Vanessa Winter Exhibit A (2007) dir. Dom Rotheroe Willow Creek (2013) dir. Bobcat Goldthwait Leaving DC (2013) dir. Josh Criss The Last Exorcism (2010) dir. Daniel Stamm The Borderlands (2013) dir. Elliot Goldner

[sweeetestcurse]

Dane DiLiegro as Feral Predator/Predator in Prey (2022) 11/??

[systemdeez]

Throwing rocks at twinks; it's fun, it's easy, and it's free.

[feral-hermit-cat-deactivated202]

[pierppasolini]

The Simpsons - 4.05 - Treehouse of Horror III

[design-is-fine]

Acquaintance cards, a variety of calling cards, 1870s-80s. USA. Via dangerousminds. More to see: Mays / flickr. They were used “by the less formal male in approaches to the less formal female.”

[djotime]

chappell roan ph. by ragan henderson

[honeybeefawn]

imagine being éowyn in the lord of the rings trilogy. your uncle the king is being mind controlled by an evil wizard until said evil wizard's cooler version shows up and frees him. he is accompanied by an elf, a dwarf, and the hottest guy you've ever met. the hot guy also happens to be 87 years old and maybe still not over his immortal elf girlfriend but he respects and listens to you so you're shooting your shot. your geriatric hotguy situationship turns you down the night before the biggest battle ever then goes ghost hunting in the mountains. you decide to go to battle because you'll either help save your people or die in a really cool and honorable way. you then kill middle earth satan's number one henchman with the power of loophole and being a woman (you are also helped in doing this by a 4 foot tall stoner). then you get to marry faramir. 10/10 no notes my girl went through it all

[weirdlandtv]

[redstonedust]

sinners is a good movie with a lot of themes that i knew about going in but the one part nobody told me about is the recurring cunnilingus motif. love a movie that is obstentially a horror thriller but also takes the time to be like 'real kings eat pussy btw'

[yenvengerberg]

CHAPPELL ROAN Performing at Reading Festival 2025

[piastreline]

god i love her so much