Black Boy Joy

reece | 22 | nj | He/Him/His | 🏳️‍🌈

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[vibe-rinse]

I know that’s right! Amen! Hallelujah!

[porterr-robinson]

[anotherpapercut]

[amoisthobo]

This is literally the funniest video on this entire site

[officialjiggly]

so my friend is sleeping over and he is out on my couch and we both just went on grindr and there is a blank profile in-between us 

[justarandomgi]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[wasifio]

[second-impact]

[imposterogers]

“tom holland’s peter parker is a nerd”…. I have to laugh. I HAVE to laugh. tobey maguire’s peter parker did not wear the highest prescription glasses, run after the school bus while all the kids and the bus driver laughed at him, wave at people that weren’t waving at him, blurt out random science facts when no one was listening, work for the school newspaper and carry a clunky camera around all while wearing dad!polos over white tee shirts to be disrespected like that

[imposterogers]

nerd:

geek chic

[yibitos]

[lastoneout]

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

[i-wanna-be-cute]

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

[lastoneout]

[blazeberg]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[luisonte]

¡Corre a por ella!

[thedivine-feminine]

Look at this big happy moo dog

[kitkat-the-muffin]

Not fluent in Spanish but I think it says “run for her”

[valtsv]

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

[valtsv]

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin on the family computer

me:

[danger]

[siahatha]

it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”

[acoolguy]

sorry but “Hubble Space Telescope” takes too long to say

[1st-1]

[sexhaver]

we’re approaching wokeness levels that shouldnt even be possible