Online Dating is Weird

My name is Shirley and I experience all the glorious weirdness of online dating and then document what happens. This is not an advice blog.

[misadventurousshirley]

Yeah I'm thinking of getting off of online dating again soon. Just so sick of this shit.

[misadventurousshirley]

*sigh* What. The. Fuck. No I don't believe you.

[misadventurousshirley]

Jeez I'm so fucking sick of some of this shit.

[misadventurousshirley]

????

[misadventurousshirley]

😂😂😂 I'm dead y'all. Like why do some guys think it's ok to send this shit??

[misadventurousshirley]

This whole interaction was so funny! I love it.

[misadventurousshirley]

Uhhhhhhhhhhm. No? I'm gonna go with no.

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[misadventurousshirley]

Ugh. Just ugh.

[misadventurousshirley]

I’ve Been Neglecting My Profiles

Mainly because I’ve been busy, but also because I’m really into this guy C. But my anxiety has been a rollercoaster about this whole ordeal. I’m not even sure if he actually reads my blog, but if you do know that I freak out quite alot because I feel like I’m annoying and not worth your time. And I don’t want to bother you or feel like an obligation. Why am I so bad at this shit? UGH. Anyway, I’ll post any messages as they come to be.

Thanks for looking,

Shirley

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[misadventurousshirley]

My Heart is a Hopeless Romantic

Cause damn why did I think I wouldn't catch feels for someone very soon out of the gate. I'm proceeding very cautiously into the realm of heart flutters and butterflies with much anxiety and stress. But I did have a wonderful date with this guy C on Saturday. And damn it was amazing. Like maybe good karma is wrapping back around from the shit I went through last year? I'm gonna see it through though. I refuse let myself fuck this up. Here goes nothing guys! Much love, Shirley

[misadventurousshirley]

I literally laughed out loud when I got this message. I freaking LOVE cheesy pickup lines!

[misadventurousshirley]

Against my better judgments, I now have OkCupid again. We'll see how it goes!

[misadventurousshirley]

It's been going pretty well so far! Looking forward to some interesting things to happen.

[misadventurousshirley]

I'm also now on the app for queer females "Her"! Exciting!!

[misadventurousshirley]

I had a match and then he disappeared not too long after I sent a message. Oh well!