#vivalashirley

[misadventurousshirley]

😂😂😂 I'm dead y'all. Like why do some guys think it's ok to send this shit??

[misadventurousshirley]

I’ve Been Neglecting My Profiles

Mainly because I’ve been busy, but also because I’m really into this guy C. But my anxiety has been a rollercoaster about this whole ordeal. I’m not even sure if he actually reads my blog, but if you do know that I freak out quite alot because I feel like I’m annoying and not worth your time. And I don’t want to bother you or feel like an obligation. Why am I so bad at this shit? UGH. Anyway, I’ll post any messages as they come to be.

Thanks for looking,

Shirley

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EXCITING NEWS!!

My other blog (misadventurousshirley) is officially back up and running. If you’re into blogs about someone’s online dating experiences, then check it out. I’d like to say it’s pretty funny, but that’s up to you!

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It’s official!!

My Okcupid account is officially active and running again! Looking forward to some new material and some funny pickup lines!!

Thanks for looking and following, 

Shirley

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Hey guys!

So, I’m beginning the very slow process of activating and editing my profile and deactivating it again until I have time to work on it more. It’s slow, but it’s a start!

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Announcement and a funny story

Due to some stressful circumstances, I’m going to have to postpone the reactivation of my Okcupid account. I know it sucks, and I’m sorry. I’ve been runing around like crazy getting everything ready for school and I had a death in the family last week. I promise I’ll keep you updated to when I’ll be reactivating.

But until then enjoy this story from just a few moments ago: I was sitting peacefully on my couch when a guy I met on Plenty Of Fish waaaaay back (who turned out to be a real sleazeball) texted me. Obviously, I deleted his number, so when I get a random “Hey” out of no where, I play it off. 

Me: “Hey, sorry, just did a factory reset on my phone last week. Who is this?” 

Him: “Ryan.”(**name changed for privacy reasons, fyi**) 

Me: “Lol, you’ll have to be more specific. I know a lot of people named Ryan.” 

He sends me what has to be the most photoshopped picture ever.

Me: “Oh yeah, I met you on Okcupid or Plenty of Fish right?”

Him: “Plenty of Fish”

Me: “Cool cool, what’s up?” Meanwhile in my head I’m trying to think of excuses to give this guy so he’ll leave me the fuck alone. 

Him: “Nothing much just trying to find something to do. ;)”

Me: I can’t stop myself from rolling my eyes at this fuck boy. “Just watching Netflix.”

Him: “I wish I was there with you lol”

Me: Ugh. Get some fucking originality. “I’m sorry, but I have a girlfriend. I was just trying to be polite, but it’s probably best if you lose my number.” I 100% love making up imaginary girlfriends.

Him: “Oh... I wasn’t trying to come onto you or anything. :(”

Me: “Well, it sure did seem like it. So go ahead and just delete my number, cause I don’t want to talk to you.”

Him: “Whatever you stupid ugly dyke.”

Him: “Go burn in Hell.”

Me: “Lmao, don’t hate me cause I get more pussy than you do.”

Ahh, men, so fragile. Anyway, have a good night.

Thanks for looking and following,

Shirley

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41 DAYS UNTIL REACTIVATION!!

I’ve had a few people suggest I try Tinder, but it’ll all start with Okcupid and I’ll build from there. 

Thanks for looking and following!!

Shirley

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43 DAYS TIL THE REACTIVATION

Sorry that I’ve been so absent lately!! So,let me get you all caught up. Things wound up not working out on a romantic level with the guy I had been posting about, but we’ve decided to remain friends. It happens, life goes on. I’m starting college next month and I’m pumped!!

WHICH BRINGS THE EXCITING NEWS!!! 

I’ve decided that on the 16th of next month, I’ll be reactivating my Okcupid. We will all get to explore the ridiculousness that I’m sure is the college dating scene and see how many guys I get to tell to fuck off in the first week!! My birthday also happens to be the 20th so I’m sure I’ll get some free drinks out of it. Sounds like a good time to be had by all. 

So keep an eye out for the countdown to reactivation! Thanks for looking and following!!

Shirley