Captain Toni Purp

hi. Toni. Jamaican. Young blood. Stoner. Pirate. God. IL.

[dirtfaggot]

a good bad hair day

[nevver]

Stitchwork, Britt Hutchison

[tfwnojutsu-deactivated20211212]

[taterth0t]

WHEN SHIT AINT ADDIN UP

[thegoldenhouse]

https://instagram.com/p/BMDJBwXgzpG/

[xcvttx-deactivated20170114]

Cira Henare

[misanthrocracy]

what ppl think adhd is: i'm so cute and funny and random! SQUIRRELS! but deep down i can function exactly like an nt. lol peanut butter

what adhd actually is: [checks time] it's 12:00. i'll eat in five minutes. [checks time] it's 1:00. i'll eat in five minutes. [checks time] it's 2:00. i'll ea

[jellyscend-deactivated20190123]

[misanthrocracy]

Psychic buying clothes

Employee: How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small

Employee: You didn't even try it on

Psychic: I'm a medium

[afrodesiacworldwide]

IG-@dresscoracao

[misanthrocracy]

I'd like to get back into blogging but fucking weirdo strangers follow me and I follow 556 blogs and lots and lost are shit or deactivated. I let reddit take me but this is home. Haha well we shall see won't we

[misanthrocracy]

Fucking connected Pinterest to my Tumblr now I have like a thousand posts to delete to get my blog to look right again

[purplebuddhaproject]

[illumahottie]

I’m absolutely in season 5 right now.

[egryt]

*is the heathen of the family*

[s-hedonism]

Sexual as fuck intelligent as fuck woke as fuck lit as fuck

[satanhaus-deactivated20220217]

Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get nervous when you quietly do the laundry, or why I ask “are you mad at me?” when you set the bag of groceries down too hard? It’s a totally different way of living and it impacts you long after you’ve left the situation.

[aintnobodygotmoneyfodat]

loudest noises: -dad sneezes -mom yells -trying to get a pot out of the pot cupboard -dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower -flushing the toilet at 3am in the morning -IMAX