han solo is my emotional support himbo

would i lie to you? that girl's not right in the brain! | prev harriisonford

[4waystreet]

idk what a parasocial relationship is this 80 year old celebrity is my best friend

[aw-dag]

You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

[aw-dag]

some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts

me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose

[meret118]

[dogpuppy]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[reverendyoda]

[grimbeak]

9th doctor era was simply The Best One im sorry. shaved head leather jacket doc martins telling people to kill themselves. sweetie pea retail worker universal union organizer who became god for him. their stray cat horny little boytoy bottom who becomes an unkillable eldritch horror because of their love. did i mention the first guys a dilf and the other two have daddy issues.

[mevil]

[chainofclovers]

Put in the tags the completely finished (whether cancelled or wrapped up on its own terms) TV series that has YOUR perfect ending, however you define that

Please don’t include huge spoilers for the specifics of the endings, and it would also make me happy if people don’t use this to talk about the shows whose endings they hated

[bodeckerhedron]

MARK HAMILL as LUKE SKYWALKER + HARRISON FORD as HAN SOLO

➤• STAR WARS: EPISODE V - THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980) DIR. IRVIN KERSHNER

[lakemojave]

She service on my terms till I twitch and stream

[lakemojave]

mixed reviews on this one

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[cadet-abysmal]

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thats right

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[laterkiss]

wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting

[ruinedchildhood]

[earlycuntsets]

04/26/2007 cricket arena charlotte nc photo from citizenerased on flickr

[bedcorpse]

first tattoo placement

inner wrist

thigh

bedcorpse button

Remaining time: 6 days 9 hours

i'm saving up to get my first tattoo in an attempt to get over my fear of commitment and also my cat died and i need to do something drastic

[jam-must-die]

mm.. party poison...

[alexzpaintings]

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate