idk what a parasocial relationship is this 80 year old celebrity is my best friend
Today's Document

oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.

#extradirty

Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi

JVL

if i look back, i am lost
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izzy's playlists!

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Not today Justin
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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@bedcorpse
idk what a parasocial relationship is this 80 year old celebrity is my best friend
first tattoo placement
inner wrist
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bedcorpse button
i'm saving up to get my first tattoo in an attempt to get over my fear of commitment and also my cat died and i need to do something drastic
happy pride month
HAPPY PRIDE
out of curiosity, how many books have you read this year
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when people tag posts "unreality" it's a signal to people who struggle with discerning reality that a (likely scary if believed to be true) post is not real even though it's written as if it was. it's also a filter tag so those people can opt out of seeing posts like that entirely. many people who rely on the unreality tag are psychotic and struggle with paranoia alongside (or because of) the struggles discerning what's real. posts that these people interpret to be real can lead to incredible distress and compulsions.
when someone tags your post "#unreality" and you screenshot the tags and say "what are you talking about? this is real" because you consider the post easy to discern as not real and find this joke funny you're actually just causing paranoia for people who now feel like they can't trust the unreality tag. not everyone has the same reality discernment skills as you. what's "obviously" a fictional story to you may not be obvious to other people.
I don't think most people make this joke maliciously. I think most people making this joke don't even realize why the unreality tag exists. anyways, if you've made this joke or have the urge to make this joke then consider not doing that.
Cropped for my sanity <3
Amazing things happening on Instagram today
i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again
LET ME INTO THE FUCKING PHOEBE BRIDGERS PRESALE LIST WDYM MY PHONE NUMBER IVE HAD SINCE I WAS 11 IS INVALID
You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.
some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts
me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
9th doctor era was simply The Best One im sorry. shaved head leather jacket doc martins telling people to kill themselves. sweetie pea retail worker universal union organizer who became god for him. their stray cat horny little boytoy bottom who becomes an unkillable eldritch horror because of their love. did i mention the first guys a dilf and the other two have daddy issues.