ive never claimed to be human

mercer | 27 | it/its

[memeuplift]

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[geniusoflove]

[likeniobe]

career

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[eikonoklasms]

i cant stop thinking about this post so bad. cat named daniel

[pidgefudge]

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

[tomatotext]

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

[stringcage]

[sanitymakesposts]

Diversity win: you’re a weird little thing

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[angelspouse]

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

[tothechaos]

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

[guiltfactory-moved]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[oneheadtoanother]

[swoony-spoonie]

When the brain fog kicks in..