just a miscellaneous giraffe

misc || she/her || just here to vibe on the trash website || in the sherlock trenches (over a decade too late but oh well) FANDOM LIST: How To Train Your Dragon, Warrior Cats, MCU, Star Wars, Lackadaisy, Phineas and Ferb, Avatar: The Last Airbender, House MD, Gravity Falls, Will Wood, Lemon Demon, Sherlock (BBC, Granada, ACD)

[carneliancorax]

Come closer, I'm normal about Sherlock Holmes

[bunjywunjy]

10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

AAAND WE HAVE LIFTOFF!

HAPPY MOON LANDING DAY!!!

[crocodile-dandy]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[blapis-blazuli]

Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.

[king-oro-of-lightlark]

Happy 5th Anniversary, all you bitch ass motherfuckers

[hauntedpergolas]

Happy 6th Anniversary, bitch ass motherfuckers

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[5-opossums-escaped]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[5-opossums-escaped]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[inkbi0tic]

[mx-perfectly-fine]

happy pride month to the uk's favourite gay couple

[mx-perfectly-fine]

was this last year's post for pride? yes. are you gonna do anything about it? no.

[mx-perfectly-fine]

reblogging again 🫶

[mx-perfectly-fine]

happy pride 🏳️‍🌈✨

[inkbi0tic]

[chazchaschad]

Happy reichenbach falls day guys

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas]

Queueing this for next year

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Last night I could’ve sworn I saw the Wiggles meme on this, the fucking Wiggles, and now I can’t find it and it was 2am when I saw it so I’m wondering if my brain just made that up because the Wiggles like meme shit but come on

[idontevenhaveone]

YOU DID SEE THE WIGGLES DO IT, DO YOU HAVE FB COS IT’S ON THERE.

Oh my god, Derin, there are TWO different ones on their Tiktok. FUCK. THE WIGGLES?!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

At least it’s the world going mad and not me.

[mens-rights-activia]

Anemone song

[mens-rights-activia]

Happy 5th birthday to anemone song

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Huh I thought it was older than that

[zesty-bread]

It’s the most wonderful time of the year !

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[severina-blue]

Still banging.

[kateammann]

Happy International Asexuality Day!!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[duragdaddy]

i just found 12 bricks

[iridessence]

Happy ten years to this post

[jediplinth]

You can only post this once a year

[blondebrainpowered]