Just Amelia

I didn't mean to get involved in any of this. I was pretty normal. Before everything happened. Now I feel like I'm playing pretend. I have no idea what's going on, but I have to keep my cousin safe and find out what happened.   {{M!A: None I follow 'mischiefandrum'. Multifandom, Multiship, Crossovers. Main verse is MCU/AOS. Mildly Selective.}}

[mischiefandrum-blog]

{{Dragon Age Inquistition stole my life... I have no regrets. :p 85 hours in two weeks. 

[mischiefandrum-blog]

{{Mun is playing Dragon Age: Inquisition, so replies will be VERY SLOW.

[constantquibbling-deactivated20]

a psa about memes:

if we’ve never interacted, send the meme.

if we interact all the time, send the meme.

if you’re not sure if I ship it, send the meme.

if you’re not sure if it fits, send the meme.

if you’ve sent me a meme before, send another.

if you’ve sent me a thousand memes, send another.

if in doubt, send the meme.

I love memes. all the memes. forever.

[aliancvna-deactivated20170505]

"I don’t understand how me dressing up as a present benefits anyone…"

"It benefits me because I get to laugh at you"

[mischiefandrum-blog]

"Really? Har har. Laugh it up, then. I have to figure out how to get back out of this…"

[aliancvna-deactivated20170505]

"A bet is a bet you have to wear it for a full day"

[mischiefandrum-blog]

"God damn it, remind me never to bet against you ever again..."

[aliancvna-deactivated20170505]

"I don’t understand how me dressing up as a present benefits anyone…"

"It benefits me because I get to laugh at you"

[mischiefandrum-blog]

"Really? Har har. Laugh it up, then. I have to figure out how to get back out of this..."

[mischiefandrum-blog]

When you ship something, but you don't know if the other person ships it so you sit there...

On the outside:

On the inside:

[romanoving]

“I hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were fine ladies instead of rational creatures. None of us want to be in calm waters all our  l i v e s.” 

[mischiefandrum-blog]

'Alice Madness Returns' RP Starters

"It's not a dream. It's a...memory. And it makes me sick!"

"Where should I go, then? What should I do?"

"I know I'm guilty of something, but punishment hardly ever suits the victims of a crime."

"Oh, there's an infinite amount of hope, but not for us!"

"Everything's better with bacon, don't you agree, of course you do!"

"Now hold on, and as they say, 'shut up'!"

"Another day, a different dream perhaps."

""My head's exploded and there's a steam hammer in my chest."

"Appearances, as you know better than most, can be deceiving"

"You're no help at all!"

"'Cruel to be kind', that's my technique as they say, but he's/she's as mad as a hatter, poor dearie!"

"A long stay under supervision would serve you right!"

"Authority must be obeyed, or it must be overthrown!"

"When you're not on edge, you're taking up too much space."

"Is it mad to pray for better hallucinations?"

"I am fine. I'm not mad. I am innocent, I mean, not guilty!"

"You've used me and abused me, but you will not destroy me!"

"I'm not afraid to die. Times I've welcomed death!"

"The malignant royal bitch still reigns."

"Well, he/she was the face of evil in the heart of darkness..."

"My memories make me vomit."

[zelong]

soulmate au where you can’t lie to your soulmate

[archeroftheharadrim-deactivated]

[cinnamontoastcrises]

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

[nokidding-clintbarton-deactivat]

“Ugh! She’s turning in to bridezilla!”

"Stop pointing that out."

[mischiefandrum-blog]

"How can I not? If I have to move my chair two inches to the right—again— I am going to break into the wine…"

[nokidding-clintbarton-deactivat]

"I don’t know. You breaking into the wine might make things more interesting and fun."

[mischiefandrum-blog]

"And she might get worse. But it would make it more bearable..." She mused for a moment, scooting back her seat and glancing over at the wine rack behind the bar. "Only three more hours..."

[whatthewxrldneeds-blog]

When you post a meme and end up with 0 messages and only reblogs

[nokidding-clintbarton-deactivat]

“Ugh! She’s turning in to bridezilla!”

"Stop pointing that out."

[mischiefandrum-blog]

"How can I not? If I have to move my chair two inches to the right--again-- I am going to break into the wine..."

[moreofadabbler]

{PSA; memes

{if i ever send a meme to your inbox and you don’t know how to respond, don’t feel  it would be appropriate for our characters, or simply don’t feel like doing it… I completely understand. there is no pressure! I send them because i want to interact or because you posted one and i thought it might be interesting to see where it goes. you can reply to me, privately, and tell me you don’t want to do it, i wont get mad. you can also just straight delete it. I’m just trying to have fun and im hoping that you are having fun too. That’s it. 

[ex-skydiving-scientist-deactiva]

"Do you want to watch the stars?"

"Sounds like a nice idea."

[mischiefandrum-blog]

  “I think that some other countries have all their own legends for various constellations… Fair point, and we can always make up our own anyway. Keep the tradition going.” She said with a chuckle.

[ex-skydiving-scientist-deactiva]

"We could make our own. That would be a lot of fun, that’s what me and Fitz used to do. We made up our own constellations and out own legends for them as well." She smiled. "That was a lot of fun."

[mischiefandrum-blog]

"Alright. In that case, shall we get set up now?" She asked, "We still have about an hour before it really gets dark and the sky's right for stargazing."

[rpfunstuff]

Fullmetal Alchemist Sentence Meme

”A lesson without pain is meaningless.”

”Don’t call me small! I’ll break off your feet and stick em on your head!”

”Don’t go where I can’t follow.”

”Even when our eyes are closed, there’s a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves and our dreams.”

”Friends are connected by their souls, you can’t just rinse something out that has been deeply instilled into your soul.”

”Haven’t you ever heard the phrase ‘if you want to shoot the general, first shoot his horse’?”

”Humans who dare to play God must pay a steep price for their arrogance.”

”I am walking down a path of no return, so I will leave behind me every gift I’ve received.”

”I caught you, you’re mine!”

”I guess it doesn’t matter what we do. We’ll never be the ones in control.”

”I like guns because, unlike swords and knives, you don’t have to feel your victim die.”

”I LOVE DOGS! But of course! Dogs embody loyalty, they follow their masters commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don’t complain, and they never once beg for a paycheck!”

”I will be watching you from the shadows.”

”I will follow you into hell if you ask me to.”

”I’ll do everything humanly possible to protect the people I love, and in turn they’ll protect the ones they love.”

”I’m bringing you with me to hell.”

”I’m greedy as hell, always out for myself.”

”Is it alright for me to believe in a future that everyone can live in happiness?”

”It seems both of us are beyond help.”

”It’s a cruel and random world, but the chaos is all so beautiful.”

”Nothing’s perfect, the world’s not perfect, but it’s there for us, trying the best it can. That’s what makes it so damn beautiful.”

”Please, let me enjoy the happiness of having a cup of coffee.”

”The beauty of a dream is that it’s a fantasy.”

”The next time I make you cry, they’ll be tears of joy!”

”There’s no such thing as a painless lesson-they just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary.”

”There’s no such thing as no such thing.”

”You can’t gain anything without losing something first.”

”You know, I didn’t ask to be this big.”

”You shouldn’t seek all the answers; believe me. You may not like what you find.”

”You’re all brainless zombies who never even tried to think for yourselves.”