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A Poot? What's a Poot?

I believe it's short for "Cutie patootie"~ though I admit it's one of my usual slang theories.

i think ill nickname you after a pokemon~ chespin or celebi?

What in heaven's plonk is that? Sounds like a name for some pocket watch company. Ch-chespin? Celebi? .... It seems like you're a big fan of pocket watches, Miss Star. Heh! A blooming business women in that particular field soon enough, I'd say.

Hey. Hey you. Guess what. You're cute.

Why thank you very much, Miss Moose~! I think you'd make quite the Poot as well~

#here's a little something before bed #goodnight #I love you all. Thank you for remembering me after such a long time~#Mischievler Art #mischievler

3 *kisses his cheek* Anything to make you feel better sweetie.

Ohoho~~ Goodness, I'm speechless! ~ <3 *blushes*

aw is the little cutie patoot getting flustered thats so adorable /smooches u

Cutie patoot? ... What an odd nickname. As I recall, Miss Smutty referred to me as Poot. Perhaps that's a short version. *sigh* Very well then, Miss Star. If you insist. You may call me cutie patoot... But I suppose that's a tad too long for a nickname, isnt it. Maybe it's best to, how you say in hippie hop terms, "get on the Poot train" instead~

(I'm finding every reason to draw interesting angles)

"Well....uhm, I haven't really seen anyone...I mean...it's hard to tell who could have came in. I wasn't here all the time. Are you sure you're ok? Do you want to lie down"

*he frowned a little, looking concerned* It's quite alright, Miss Trust. I'm fine, just a tad dizzy. That's all. Maybe I should..... go to bed... But thank you anyway. I'm sure it was just... maybe something just fell out of the sky and hit me spot on.

#mistrust329 #WowOWow #PFFFFFF!!!!!#submission

no youre like ten zillion times cuter than that oh my god just come her and let me kiss you /snuggles u

Control yourself Miss Star! I'm..! Oh dear... feeling dizzy again...

D-don't call me cute! I..! C-can't think of anything smart to say...

Bloody plonking... nora I don't feel intelligent at all!

You're you. No matter what label or whatever you may have you're still you. And that's all I care about, Pumpkin. *nuzzles*

*pulls her into a hug* Th-thank you, Muffin Pie. That made me feel so much better~ <3

Phew... it feels like I just got rid of some weight on my chest.

it means your eyes are really big and cute holy shit youre adorable stop that

Miss Star! Y-you stop that! You're acting all weird and ..! It's like you've seen a duck and her young cross a street or something of the sort!

And do I look like a mother duck and her young crossing the street? I most certainly do not!!

She turned, her face thoughtful as the water on the stove began to warm. "I suppose that's very possible. Though I'm not sure why they would want to. Can you think of any reason? And, please dear, don't be afraid to call me Mother." She said, giving him a warm smile.

Oh please don't misunderstand, My Lady~ I would be glad to but I... have trouble in uttering that word. Oh I can think of a few reasons certain Once-lers would be happy to "do me in". Two Once-lers happen to cross my mind first, one of them is particularly snake-like, the other, a cannibal. I believe I've done the former wrong enough for a motif. As for the second Once-ler, h-he might be... er.... or then again.... it's probably not Mr Eat-ler. I would have been dead already...

....

Oh dear... was I thinking out loud? Talking about this made me a tad nervous.

Oh really? How does that mean a lot? That's a great idea actually! I hope you can find him and fast too because in this case late is certainly not better.

W-well it means a lot.... w-what I mean to say is.... e-err.... I... well I'm glad you're.... I mean....

G-glad you're not thinking of me as a plant all the time. I-I mean I hate to be branded like that forever, you know? *blushes* W-well... em... that's all really. H-haha

... Oh plonking buns.... I did get very rusty.

OH MY GOD! -clings and kisses cheek- I MISSED YOU!

Miss Trust~~~! I'm sorry I-!! O-oh! I missed you too, dear~! Terribly sorry for that. I must have hit my head and... o-or someone knocked me out and .... oh I can't remember what happened! ...

B-but I'm glad I didn't die.

S-say now, Miss Trust. A-ahem... a little closer, if you will...

*moves in closer and whispers in her ear*

Did you see anyone suspicious in my factory? I believe someone might have... ill will of me. Well it could just be me thinking of Mr. Eat-ler, but someone knocked me out, I'm sure of it!

#mistrust329

oh my god i cant tell if youre being ironic or not but if youre not thats fucking precious especially since you have really anime eyes i might just have to spend the next hour kissing your face all over instead of whooping you in mario kart

H-hey! That's..... I.. what? ....

Anime eyes must mean hippie hop for one having bad eye sight, is that it?

Well I'm sorry to say, I already told Miss Moose I'm not going to a doctor, and that includes orthodontists! W-wait, apologies, I meant optometrists. Bloody nora that was hard to say... try saying that three times. Optometrists optometrists oprtimertits-r..... I bit my tongue...

She sighed sadly. "Yes, I know exactly what you mean. Come, let me get you a cup of warm tea. I think that might help quite a bit." She said, placing a hand on his shoulder. She motioned for him to find a seat, perhaps the couch, while she made the tea. "Now can you remember anything from before you where knocked out?"

*he sat down, staring absent mindedly at the ground as he tried to recall what happened*

Well... if memory serves me well... hrmm..... I was.... e-err.... walking along, shoveling snow away from my front yard. Well I was also checking on my trees and... then suddenly a loud wham! And... well honestly I can't remember much but seeing red and green.

*gasp*..! Miss mothe- I-I mean Nature! P-pardon.

You don't suppose someone knocked me out from behind, hn? Well it's a possibility. But I might have enough enemies to assume that it's very probable.

Oh that. Right. You know I actually forget about that sometimes. But I still don't want to see you in poor health. What should we do?

You.... you forget?

W-wow, that actually means a lot.... i-in a good way, Miss Moose! Don't misunderstand~

Haaaa~! Nonsense, dear! I'm fit and ready to tackle life already!

Jumping buns!! That rhymed! Miss Moose!! It-...! Well anyway, seen as no one is just as excited as I am about that, back to the matter at hand.

Oh I've got a good idea~! As I recall, there's a Doctor Once-ler somewhere around. I believe he has seen worse things than me, I'm positive of that. Not so sure if I can find him though... oh well!! Maybe later~ And you know what they say~ better late than ever~! oh.... no I mean... Pshh, Oh you know what I mean.

No problem, Sir. And, yes, they can be life saving at times! You're right. Do take care to keep warm, though.

Sir? Gracious, I'm far under that sort of status, no need for formalities with a plant, but thank you so much, Miss Plutonis. I really don't deserve your kindness. Bloody nora, how humble can I get. But honestly, I'm quite sure you can win the heart of any Once-ler around~

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