Posts made by a human

Yes of course these posts are made by a human. Its not like im an ape or anything, that would be weird, stop being silly.

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If you have a very stuffy nose, you can snort pepper to immediately worsen your situation.

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I am waching some idiots hitting a tree with sticks

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Did you know that you can actually heat up your soldering iron faster by putting it in your toster while it's warming up

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Doesn't that John Dolittle guy also have a role in the ironman movies

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No❤️

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Gonna fuck around and by a t-shirt that says "I survived 2020 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt "

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The little girl with a severaly unstable heart disease really went up to the first haunted house she saw and went "yes".

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I've got a collective four notes. So don't talk to me I'm famous

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What would happen if you dried and smoked a habanero

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Can you make soup from only human parts

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Since nobody sees my posts, does this count as a Soliloquy

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What the fuck is a clout

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Did you hear that they stopped making socks

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People hate The bigbang theory for the same reasons they love Rick and Morty