I have no imagination.

Mostly likes and reblogs. If you see something original - consider yourself very lucky.

[wormpretzal]

i made some sharks im bored hhhhh

[wormpretzal]

people really like these boys huh?

[wormpretzal]

I made more because i have no self control

[wormpretzal]

hey.

i got a surprise for you

[aunoun--x-blog]

@cerulean-shark do I need to explain?

[miserlymeanie]

А вот можно было сегодня не просыпаться?(

[storyop1]

[lgbtsoundsystem]

are you fucking kidding me

[the-skeleton-queen]

its him

its mash potato

[shubbabang]

Patreon | Webtoon

[anirvanafan]

RIP Dolores O’Riordan 6.9.1971 - 15.1.2018

[cassandracalin]

Today was a productive day.

[sarahseeandersen]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Sarah Andersen

[kumamonfan]

[sarahseeandersen]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Sarah Andersen

[ushas42]

I had a dream last night that they made a new Bond movie, but they didn’t say who was playing Bond. Throughout the movie you have no idea which character is really Bond, because he’s undercover, duh. And every single character, no matter how minor, was played by somebody famous, so they could all conceivably be Bond. And at the end it turns out Bond was Leslie Jones.

[aku-no-homu]

now THIS is esports

[babyanimalgifs]

This is truly incredible.

[jasper-rolls]

every time i fuck up plugging in the USB to charge my iphone and scratch it against the underside of the phone i think about that scene at the start of sherlock where sherlock assumes that john watson’s sister is an alcoholic because of the scratches around the charging port of the iphone she gave to him as a gift and i think to myself “man sherlock is a fucking idiot”

[tanoraqui]

#god if I could meet Sherlock holmes I would have a field day preparing my Look to throw him off #watch me wear an engagement ring for a week before hand and take it off and wear one of my mom’s blouses that has the shoulder all crunched #from years of violin playing and a pair of brand new matching socks and carry a brand new copy of a book i’ve read 20 times #and spill some coffee on my shoes and cuddle my neighbor’s cats so i have different cat fur on me #my dream is to throw off a sherlock holmes type with pure petty bs

[rhys1812]

“Samuel Vimes dreamed about Clues. He had a jaundiced view of Clues. He instinctively distrusted them. They got in the way. And he distrusted the kind of person who’d take one look at another man and say in a lordly voice to his companion, “Ah, my dear sir, I can tell you nothing except that he is a left-handed stonemason who has spent some years in the merchant navy and has recently fallen on hard times,” and then unroll a lot of supercilious commentary about calluses and stance and the state of a man’s boots, when exactly the same comments could apply to a man who was wearing his old clothes because he’d been doing a spot of home bricklaying for a new barbecue pit, and had been tattooed once when he was drunk and seventeen* and in fact got seasick on a wet pavement. What arrogance! What an insult to the rich and chaotic variety of the human experience!”

Feet of Clay-Terry Pratchett  (For @thesummoningdark )

[kagesatsuki]

Had to do this before today’s #CriticalRole episode : ) #CriticalRoleFanart #Warcraft

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[signerjarts]

GIVEAWAY TIME!

I recently finally hit 1000 followers and to celebrate I am going to do my very first giveaway! Yay!

First Prize is a fully rendered character portrait of a character of your choice. Second prize will be a sketch, but still of any character you please. 

HOW TO ENTER: It’s simple! First you must be a follower on my tumblr page: http://signerjarts.tumblr.com/ , then you simply reblog this post and you have the chance of winning! Note that I DO check if you’re one of my followers. 

The 2 winners will be selected 100% randomly

The giveaway starts today (14th of September) and will end in exactly a month from now (14th of October). The winners will be contacted by DMs here on tumblr and will have 14 days to respond with the details of their character portrait/sketch. If unresponsive after those 14 days, another winner will be picked.

If there are questions about the giveaway, feel free to contact me here or on my twitter: https://twitter.com/SigneJeppesen 

[signerjarts]

Still plenty of time to join!

[signerjarts]

10 more days!

[guiltygirl]

my only talent is appearing calm and emotionless when in reality i am on the brink of death

[legalizememes]

bruh

[heathyr]

everything about this… this statue, the choppy waves, the cliffs behind her, the echo, the drumming….. aesthetic

[tuulikki]

Lyrics in Faroese:

Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin djúpt í míni sál í míni sál Í hjartanum logar brennandi bál brennandi bál

Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin inn í hjartarót í hjartarót Eyga mítt festist har ið galdramaður stóð

English translation:

Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound deep in my soul, in my soul In my heart burns a smouldering fire, smouldering fire

Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound in my heart’s root, my heart’s root

[thelostknee-deactivated20210422]

Did anyone else just get the shivers? Cuz I’m definitely getting the shivers.

Btdubs, the singer is Eivør Pálsdóttir.

[ritualgarden]

I’m familiar with Eivør and this is my favorite of her songs. I’m so thrilled to have randomly found this on my dash ♥

[kai-2124]

@immunologist