CALL ME ☎️

he/him || Hello? Is this thing on?

[miserym4w]

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Formerly “miserymaw”. I’ll reintroduce myself since the blog got butchered and put in a freezer, lmao.

Hello, I’m a stalker, “irl yan” if you prefer that. I take these things pretty seriously, it’s not all just some aesthetic to me :)

Like the previous blog, any variation of Misery is fine. Feel free to get creative. Exclusively he/him and I’m bisexual, but feminine compliments are fine. I’m also emo, I won’t expand too much on my appearance though. Who cares, lol?

I have a lot of slasher-related fantasies, as you’ll probably see, though I’ll have to remember to be careful about how, um… in-detail I go next time :) Morally, sometimes I switch between violent and non-violent, I’m complicated. Pretty intense mood swings too.

Asks and anons are always welcome, I’m pretty quick with all that. Friends would be much appreciated.

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@maladaptiveangelx <3

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[miserym4w]

Eeeeee who’s your favorite slasher?? I’m guessing ghostface but who knows?? I could be wrong.

Good of you to give me the benefit of the doubt… but you’re right. I’m boring, I like Ghostface, sue me lmao.

The fact “Ghostface” is so open-ended, given that the identity is taken by more than one person, is just very appealing to me. Ghostface can be anyone, he can act in so many different ways. That’s much better from a horror perspective, in my opinion at least. He’s got a good sense of humour too, very likeable :)

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How long would it take you to notice if I followed you the whole day? Would you notice at all?

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Do you regret me yet?

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There goes my hopes of seeing you today.

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No, that’s okay, just don’t answer me then. I’m glad whatever you’re doing is so much more important than me.

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I don’t really know what to do with myself. It’s the same things every day. I really want a friend, but I’ve become so sheltered that I can’t begin to imagine how to make any.

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What’ll you do when I hold you down? Will you expect it? Would you just let it happen? I’m gentle for the most part, I promise. I just want to make you happy.

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Do you really think there’s a world where you don’t belong to me?

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Why’re you so worried about being “too crazy”? Stop it and get crazier already.

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EEEK I FOUND YOU AGAIN YAAY HI MIS

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Hi… yeah, they got me good. It’s been a long time since my blog was just an echo chamber of my own thoughts, lmao. Its nice to see you again though.

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“I only have eyes for you” is much more romantic when taken literally. My eyes are useful only in seeing you. You’re what gives purpose to an entire sense.

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I can’t imagine another night without my face buried in your sweater.

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Learned today that I really like hickeys. So… that’s cool. Wish I could be covered in them.

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I wish we could really be together forever, past the end of humanity.

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Bite me, choke me, but always remember I’m the one in control. Everything you do, it’s because I allow it.

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Are you a guy and do you have someone you like

Yes and yes :) I’m honestly surprised by the amount of people who automatically assume I’m not a guy.