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he/him || dead serious stalker

[miserymaw]

The dreaded intro post, yes. Hi, I’m a stalker. I don’t know what else I can say about that. I stalk people I’m in love with, this isn’t an aesthetic blog.

I have frequent swings between believing I’m the greatest person to ever live to wanting nothing more than to disappear. Don’t mind those :)

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I don’t usually consider myself a “yandere”, but sometimes use the term for lack of a better word.

Juuuust to be safe, you can call me Misery, or whatever the hell else you want. Get creative.

I’m a guy, so use he/him when referring to me. I don’t mind feminine compliments, I know I’m pretty.

I don’t really stick to a strict label, but I’d say I’m bisexual, no real preference.

I am autistic and I’m fairly certain I have OCD.

My regular MBTI type is INFP-T and my yan types are RAMS, ODIAF, ODWI, and LDMT. I do not necessarily encourage violence, I prefer to go about my work peacefully.

I love getting new anons, but you can also feel free to message me directly if you’re comfortable enough. DMs always open.

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I am 16+ but I won’t be adding my age to my blog, don’t bother sending an ask about it. Regardless, don’t really care who interacts unless it’s a nsfw account, I’m just not a fan.

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Forgot to mention my tags in my intro, guess I’ll do that now.

“From Misery’s Maw” is for talking, just my original thoughts and feelings.

“Necessary Evil” is for updates and notices. If I’m planning on being away, just generally what’s going on with me.

“Misery Loves Company” is my ask tag. If you’re looking for something specific, just search for a sign off. This tag was added August 29th 2025, all previous asks will not be under this tag.

“Misery Business” is for any kind of advice, primarily stalker-related I’d imagine. This is to be used in combination with the ask/talking tag. Added September 3rd 2025, all previous advice will not be under this tag.

“Misery’s Eye” is where I’ll talk about my stalking. Essentially keeping record of things. Added September 25th 2025.

“Misery’s Shadow” is just random trivia about myself. Nobody asked, just thought it would be fun. Added January 13th 2026.

This will be updated if I decide to add any more.

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(Disclaimer! In engaging with me, you understand that because I am what I am, I’m not perfect! I’m not always kind, not always patient, and not always exactly what you want. What you see is pretty much what you get 🙃)

[miserymaw]

“If I leave, somebody else will find you

But nobody else could see me

Quite as clearly as you

Only you know, I've let only you know”

[miserymaw]

I feel a bit off today.

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Are you a dead serious stalker and actually harass a person that doesn't want it ?

I don’t “harass” anybody. I’m surprisingly respectful if I really see no interest in me, I know when my attention is unwelcome. I’m not sure if this question was meant to be hostile.

[miserymaw]

Who was your post about someone writing 18 pages about you about?

Someone from the past, it doesn’t matter much anymore. It was a nice gesture though.

[miserymaw]

I think that as a person, I really struggle to be romantic. I can be plenty sentimental, but it’s not the same thing. I don’t do certain things that’d be expected in a relationship. I feel awkward and out of place even trying. Autism, I guess.

[miserymaw]

We really were meant to meet.

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hhhghgh how r u so cool all the timee ☹ i wish i was as cool as you uuaaaah

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Oh, this got lost in my inbox, lmao. Silly me, I should check more often. Promise you I’m not. I’m certain you’re a wonderful person. I hope today’s a good day for you :)

[miserymaw]

“Everything you do, I'm obsessed with you

I don't mean to scare, but you're just so cute”

[miserymaw]

It is overwhelming. But usually once you get a little used to the uhm… intensity? Is that the right word? It gets quite nice. It’s so nice to have energy like that. Feels alive. (Maybe thats my chronic lethargy talking)

Absolutely, I know what you mean. By no means is this my first time with something like this, but it’s a lot more intimidating when you can actually be in the same room. A hell of a lot more pressure. I haven’t really engaged with anyone in person this way for years, I’m always shot down pretty quickly. But I feel less sick today, I’ve calmed down a little. Sometimes I just get too carried away.

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Sometimes I find it hard to resist just changing everything about my blog.

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Feeling this way again. I could just start a new one, nobody would know. But that’s such a hassle.

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Even if I don’t really miss them, I miss what they did for me. Or how I felt at the time. It sounds more self-centered than it is. I look back and go “wow, eighteen pages about me was really a lot”. It’s more an appreciation for the act itself than the person now.

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For someone so dark, you make my dreadful little life feel so much brighter.

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I really do miss you. It’s hard to forget the way you looked at me. Did you do that on purpose? I feel special, but so entirely unworthy.

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You wanted me to post earlier, but it’s a lot of pressure on the spot. It’s easier to write like you’ll never see it, even though that isn’t at all true anymore.

I’ve been thinking lately about what I should do for you regarding the blog. Make some sort of tag for you so that finding posts about yourself is easier. It kind of feels like I’m sending you letters. It’s a little pointless considering you can just text me whenever. Maybe you’d want to be tagged in my intro so everyone knows I have you? I don’t know, you’ll have to get back to me on that.

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I can’t have good things, that’s why I’m so scared. I don’t know what it’d do to me if something happened to us, but more importantly if something happened to you. I don’t have anyone else. I don’t want to be alone again after I’ve met someone like you. That’s what makes me sick.

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I was listening to a song that I thought seemed interesting, completely forgetting that I’ve already heard it and that it has some not so great memories attached. I’m just too forgetful sometimes.