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Litha: Eleanor, can we talk, one ten to another?

Eleanor: I’m an eleven, but continue

#eleanor dubois #litha petrova #+

Clara: What would Zac Efron say at a time like this? “We’re all in this together…”

#clara bennett #+

Ruby: Bland, normal Franklin.

Ruby: If they were a spice, they’d be flour.

#ruby cox #franklin rho #+

Next time you bury somebody, make sure they're dead.

Ryan Gibbons, to Sean Gibbons

#ryan gibbons #sean gibbons

Lyla: I have flaws.

Lyla: What are they?

Lyla:

Lyla: I sing in the shower, and sometimes I spend too much time volunteering.

#lyla fletcher

Clara: I'm not superstitious.

Clara: I'm a little-stitious.

#clara bennett

Morrigan: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both.

Morrigan: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

#morrigan crane

I believe in this stuff, so understand how much I mean it when I tell you: go to hell.

Micah Danvers, to Audrey Blake

#micah danvers #Audrey Blake

Isaiah: So I’m gonna die?

Isaiah: Is that what you’re trying to tell me?

Isaiah: Because I’ve done it once or twice before and it’s not all that fun.

#isaiah williams

My problem is that everyone thinks I shouldn't have one!

Joel Emerson

#joel emerson

If you believe a lie, it becomes the truth.

Henry Carlyle

#henry carlyle

Noah: Who spends years pining after a girl? Spencer: I can hear you dumbass.

#spencer caine #noah caine

I don't care how many beauty pageants she's won. She's an ugly person.

Mia Fletcher, about Lily Hudson

#mia fletcher #lily hudson

Grayson: I’m invoking the ‘no judgements’ clause of our friendship. Morrigan: Oh my god. What have you done?

#grayson flynn #morrigan crane

Ruby: I’m Franklin’s emergency contact.

Person: So you’re here to pick him up?

Ruby: I’m here to be removed as his emergency contact.

#ruby cox #franklin rho

Grayson: Norrell, you disgust me. Damien: Ah, so you’ve discussed me.

#grayson flynn #damien norrell #hamilbentley

Henry: Now, Gail, before electroshock treatment, I usually call family members and let them know this is about to happen. But yours are all dead.

Gail: Call my sister?

Henry: Now, listen, if I start smiling or laughing while it's happening, it's because I'm enjoying breaking you down.

Henry: *zaps Gail*

Henry: It did make me laugh. I'm laughing.

#henry carlyle #gail rogers

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