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Hermes: Lose your smarts, and blondes will be making jokes about you.

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Minotaur: Apologies to anyone I might have mauled today.

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Athena: Blogging is not writing. It's graffiti with punctuation.

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Prometheus: Hey, asshole! That was a total dick move, even for you!

Zeus: I think you underestimate how much dick I be.

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Ares: So you're fast.

Hermes: That feels like an oversimplification.

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Aphrodite: [shouts as Ares attacks] Go! I'll take care of him!

Hades: [to Persephone] This is one lover's quarrel we cannot get involved in, my dear.

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Hera: Real life. Right. Channeling your rage into self-care and convincing yourself everything's fine.

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Dionysus: Martini. Gin, not vodka. Obviously. Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth.

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Artemis: You don't have to dress a woman as a man to give her authority.

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Enyo: Outstanding. Now let’s bite off all their heads and pile them up in the corner.

Ares: Why would we do that?

Enyo: Pile of bodies, pile of heads.

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Hermes: I was mistaken.

Athena: You lied to me.

Hermes: I lie to everybody, what makes you so special?

Athena: I am your sister!

Hermes: That only makes you more gullible.

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Persephone: Forgiveness is one of the most important rituals.

Hades: Why is it when you say "ritual", I think "human sacrifice"?

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Aphrodite: It's so hard to find obedient minions.

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Apollo: [about Zeus] He never listens!

Athena: It runs in the family.

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Rhea: [to anyone in the pantheon] Darling, you're family. So I think you'll understand why I'm telling you that you're a total idiot.

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Artemis: Then my will is a stone-cold, be-mulleted iron woman. On steroids.

Hecate: Girl, I'm a mystic and I still can't decode that sentence.

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Hera: A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early.

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