(Slytherin is gazing at Hufflepuff from across the table. When Huff talks you can see every feeling she has. A big smile, a thoughtful frown, and then the most adorable look of confusion. Sly has a soft smile on their lips.)
Slytherin: I love how expressive your face is.
Gryffindor: Yeah sorry Huff, but Sly's right you can be kind of cute.
Slytherin: I never called her cute.
Hufflepuff: Okay firstly - Ouch. Secondly, I'm not cute. I can be really intimidating.
Gryffindor: You have never been intimidating a day in your life, sorry to tell you.
Slytherin: Gryff's right. Here, let's try this. Imagine your whole family being ripped apart by a pack of wolves.
(Hufflepuff pouts her lip, looking genuinely sad at the thought.)
Slytherin, blushing: Fuck, I'm so sorry.
Gryffindor, coughs: Whipped.
Ravenclaw: Can we please get back to working on this assignment?
Slytherin, Gryffindor & Hufflepuff: No.
Ravenclaw: I hate all of you and all of you should hate yourselves.
















