Daisy Buchanan

A beautiful little fool.

[argumate]

there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it.

[lesbianshepard]

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[snorlaxatives]

me in the club

[arandomthot]

I hate that I relate so much to this

[bl-eu]

[iraffiruse]

[seventh-spheal]

I’m about to make a terrible decision.

[seventh-spheal]

[seventh-spheal]

[seventh-spheal]

[seventh-spheal]

Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.

[depechepacito]

hey man what the fuck

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

that was God shielding you

[angelhurt]

Not to be like…controversial or anything but like….jealousy…turning saints into the sea….swimming through sick lullabies…choking on your alibis…

[mockwa]

[pissingdigits]

the fuck you lookin at keep scrollin

[socialjust-ish]

This image puts a pit in my stomach like I’m about to fucking die.

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

power move

walk up to a man and say, “here. you deserve this.” and give him a handful of sand

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

[luisonte]

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[durbikins]

funny noise

[toothydimwit]

cat login sound

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

haha just like chicken

[taquito]

how the fuck do fish breathe

[hotvampireadjacent]

[insomniac-arrest]

Bikini Bottom has a universal basic income

Both Squidward and Spongebob can afford their own two-story houses with enough money left over for things like snail food and art supplies, they are both fast food workers with a boss that is shown on several occasions to pay them as little as possible

Furthermore, characters like Plankton can afford his own restaurant, machines, and computer despite not selling a single burger, Patrick similarly has his own place and lifestyle while rarely shown to actually work

In this essay we will examine the idea of a universal basic income that exists in the SpongeBob universe that provides

[fatcowboys]

me: ok time 2 sleep!! my brain on repeat for hours: two Bros chilling in a Hot tub five feet apart cause there Not Gay