baby, you're a firework

Camila Mia LaRosa | 20 | Single If you play with fire, you know you're gunna get burned.

[greersalinas]

Someone projectile vomiting in my comparative political communication class was all the hint I needed to cut for the rest of the day.

[miss-camilaxo]

....That's so disgusting.

[nickimcrales]

I like sharing. There should be small text saying ‘with people I like. i.e. not my younger cousin Lacey.’ And extra goodies are bad if and when they decide to turn in to unfavorable lumps. 

[miss-camilaxo]

Well luckily for the both of us, I am not your younger cousin.  Oh, so you're not the best at baking, then?

[thenamesnikau]

Did you just call mars bars unexciting?! For shame. They’re a gift I tell yah. Worth way more than some girl or a car.

[miss-camilaxo]

Simmer, sparky.  I called them unexciting because they are.  There's a chance I would have understood them fighting over a box of Godiva truffles, but not a Mars bar.  Okay, you're really telling me that you'd rather have a chocolate bar than a car?

[ryanisgreene]

Well, that’s not really the weird thing about her… But I guess you do have a point. 

It’s the weird staring, I think, maybe the hissing too?

[miss-camilaxo]

Well sure but in my books, someone who doesn't follow the rules of nail care, and hair care for that matter, simply cannot be trusted.

She's actually hissed at you?  The staring I can live with, just disappear behind a bookshelf, it's not like she has laser vision, but I can't believe she's hissed at you.

[brooktayy]

I will, when I see it for myself.

Still sounds disgusting, to be honest. Normally, this when one of us is suppose to say “agree to disagree?”, but, you’re totally wrong, and I’m totally right. Because if I introduced myself as Brook then you wouldn’t get the pun — duh. And it’s not cheap; it’s a great combination of a timeless, classic song with a sexual innuendo- practically my two favorite things in the world. You can’t do anything like that with Camila.

[miss-camilaxo]

Well you're missing out then, and fortunately enough that's not my problem.  More caramel cheesecake for me, then.  Discúlpeme?  Clearly I'm right, and you're completely wrong, Brooklyn.  Why do I have to get any pun?  Are you that desperate to impress me?  No, it's definitely cheap.  Please, Camila is a beautiful name, and I'd prefer anyone to not make any cheap puns with it.

[oliverruona-deactivated20150223]

I don’t really like to think that far along the line. For now, I’m just going to believe that whoever’s missing this is going to want it back— and soon. Besides, if anything, doesn’t this place have a lost and found somewhere?

[miss-camilaxo]

Well, clearly you're a more generous person than me.  That's true, it does.  So what, are you going to make like, 'Lost Phone' posters and put them up around the school?

[weissacker-blog]

Your recommendation is no fun.

Don’t use common sense on me.

                    I mean, I was trying to study —— or whatever art majors consider to be studying —— and, lemme tell you…..it didn’t work. Any ideas, oh wise one?

[miss-camilaxo]

Well, my recommendation was only trying to help.  If you won't listen to reason, then that's on you.

Too late, I just did.  And don't tell me what to do.  Ignoring that jab at art majors.  If you're really that desperate for a drink I'd say you're a little too far gone past being able to study, yeah?  Go for a walk, a run, go hook up with someone, go get something to eat, go shopping, there's literally a million things you could be doing.  You know, other than sitting there complaining.

[abrahamwardcarver-deactivated20]

Leg day at the gym, more like walk like John Wayne for the next few days. But - you know what they say - no pain, no gain. That being said, the dudebro next to me was taking that way too far though, pretty sure he bust an artery. 

[miss-camilaxo]

Did you just use dudebro completely seriously in an actual sentence?  I don't know whether I should be disturbed or mildly impressed.

[albanormand]

Okay, I have an essay due tomorrow and an article deadline. I’ve been waiting fifteen minutes for my coffee… see the problem? Do I have to climb behind the fucking counter and make it myself?

[miss-camilaxo]

Whoa.  Easy girl.  Have you tried cussing them out in a different language?  Because spouting off en español always seems to work for me.

[miss-camilaxo]

All of my minions are stupid, worthless and simply dreadful to be around. They destroy my brain cells. I can’t go on a day without them listening to a single word that tell them or what I ask. It’s like talking to a freaking wall. I might as well hire new minions — because they’re all worthless. They’re meant to obey all rules and do what is asked. That’s what minions are.

Okay - I'm going to say this once and hopefully it'll actually sink in.  You have problems.

[watersxfmars]

I know I’m cute and all, but staring is rude.

[miss-camilaxo]

Oh sweetie - you're really not that cute.

[miss-camilaxo]

How do you tell a guy that you like him?

You tell him “Hey I like you”?  Me gustas.  Nobody has time for the tricky mind games, beating around the bush bullshit.  And if a guy can’t handle a woman who is a little forward, trust me, he is not worth a single second more of your time.

[miss-camilaxo]

How do you be pretty and be bitchy at the same time? Is it not hard?

I didn’t realize that the two were mutually exclusive?  I mean, pretty is what’s on the outside, and bitchy is an attitude or state of being.  I’m pretty sure the two can go hand in hand.  Shocking concept, I know.

[oliverruona-deactivated20150223]

Unfortunately, that it is not. I don’t know, though. I feel like a phone is way too important to go sell, you know? Someone’s music and family photos are probably on this thing.

[miss-camilaxo]

Well - yeah, you're probably right.  I was thinking a little down the line, though, I mean would you really hang on to a phone for someone for months?  What if they never claim it?  Then what will you do with it?  By then it'll be too outdated to actually go for any money and now you're stuck with a phone you don't need.

[danniduh]

Oh, look, another hater.

It’s okay. I mean, I would be mad if I didn’t look like me as well. It’s okay to be mad, just keep it to yourself.

[miss-camilaxo]

Please, as if I would waste my time even thinking about you.

Trust me, I'd be more mad if I did look like you.

[cliffordmason-deactivated201501]

No, it’s not. You’re still focusing on what people think of you so ultimately it’s no better than conforming. Would that work? Most people don’t seem to need much encouragement to keep going.

[miss-camilaxo]

I guess we're just going to have to agree to disagree on this one then, huh.  You think so?  I find people here don't like to carry on conversations, especially not with people they don't know.  In España, everyone strikes up conversations with people they don't know on the streets just because they're feeling friendly.

I thought you were too busy to continue this conversation?

[weissacker-blog]

It’s official. I’ve got the chills —— the chills.

                   I am about “this" close to stealing my roommate’s booze and injecting it straight into my veins.

Cold turkey is bitch. A cold hearted, merciless bitch.

[miss-camilaxo]

Okay well my recommendation would be to not inject anything straight into your veins ... 

It's probably going to continue to be a bitch if you keep thinking about it.  Do something to get your mind off it?